The Blåhaj Coll.

He/it

[theblahajcollective]

Hi! We're The Blåhaj Collective.

We are a system on Tumblr here to post our experiences and just hang out.

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You can collectively call us Blue or Shark, and we use He/It pronouns.

Some alters you may see:

💙 - He/Light

🌱 - He/Key

📺 - It/Byte

💿 - He/Book

💾 - He/Him

🦈 - He/It (Collective, Anon, Blurry)

There will be more, but these are the ones that will likely be mentioned most frequently.

✎Things to expect:

Userboxes (#sysboxes)

Rambling (#sys rambles)

Whatever we feel like. (#random stuff)

Asks (#asks)

Userbox requests are currently Open!

Only rules we have are No NSFW and No Discourse of any kind. Our focus is system-related userboxes but general or singlet related ones are good as well!

Our number of requests right now is: 0

We hope to see you around!

[scribefindegil]

Types of brain fog:

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

U are a ghost and nothing is real

Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up

The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window

The Void

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[theblahajcollective]

This blåhaj/user/part/alter just keeps crawling in and out of dormancy

[theblahajcollective]

Could you make a “this (noun) is very attached to source and loves sourcemates”?

This blåhaj/system/alter/introject/part/user/factive/fictive is very attached to source and loves sourcemates

[theblahajcollective]

Hullo! Could you do something or other like "this introject is source separated and not interested in sourcemates"? 🌸

This alter/factive/fictive/introject/blåhaj/part is source separated, and not interested in sourcemates.

[theblahajcollective]

This system/alter/part/user/blåhaj doesn't like being alone

[theblahajcollective]

callus u possibly do one that says “this [system/user/alter] acts on impulse, please let [them/us] know if we hurt your feelings”

(If that’s too many words just take out the second part)

This system/part/user/alter/blåhaj acts on impulse, please let us know if we hurt your feelings.

[theblahajcollective]

blahaj anon back would you be willing to do a "this [x] loves trans people" you can replace people w alts too :3

This system/part/alter/user/blåhaj loves trans people

Men/women/enby versions under cut!

This user loves trans enbies/women/men

This blåhaj loves trans women/enbies/men

Only did user and blåhaj for the men/women/enby specific ones to save space/time but if anyone wants the alter/part/system format for these too don't be afraid to send in an ask! ^^

[theblahajcollective]

Can you pretty please do "This _blank_ doesn't like water"!?!?!?! :pppppp

This system/alter/part/user/blåhaj doesn't like water

[theblahajcollective]

omg blahaj related plural spotted /pos < headmate called blahaj

Oh my god twinsies!! Yippee!!

[theblahajcollective]

This fictive/blåhaj/factive/part/alter/introject has a hard time seperating source from reality. Please be patient

[theblahajcollective]

This system/alter/part/user/blåhaj is clingy

[theblahajcollective]

This user/factive/fictive/introject/blåhaj is not their source

[theblahajcollective]

This system/part/alter/user/blåhaj might might be gay

Friendly reminder that my userbox requests are always open! You can either reblog with a request in the tags or send one to our inbox.

[theblahajcollective]

This alter/part/user/blåhaj loves their insys partner

[theblahajcollective]

This part/alter/little/blåhaj prefers being treated like a child

[theblahajcollective]

This part/alter/little/blåhaj prefers to be treated like an adult

Inverse coming tomorrow