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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
Everyone schedule
Pm
Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone
Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35
So everyone can find their time :3
You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.
I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:
now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens đ
For those that scheduled your posts before daylight savings happened, make sure to update your post time!!!
Tumblr factors daylight savings automatically (posts scheduled for 12:35 pm before daylight savings happened will now have their posts set to happen at 1:35 pm), so unless unified, the posts will happen in two clumps as opposed to a single chunk.
Your scheduled post can be found in your queue! You can access your queue from your blog settings :)
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
Very controlled, put-together, cold characters losing itâąïž is one of thee sexiest things in fiction
It doesnât even have to be angry!
Like, stoic characters finally feeling comfortable enough to cry, whether it be stifled sobs or labored wails of grief? Immaculate.
Serious characters falling apart because a pun caught them off guard? Stunning.
Strong characters falling onto a couch/bed and immediately falling asleep because they just canât keep their eyes open a moment longer? Beautiful.
Icy characters being caught with a passion of theres, like a specific show or interest, and then launching into an excited, almost kid-like rant once given the opportunity like it was the first time anyone has shown any interest in their pastimes while a person attentively listens? And then they are like, âOh, sorry, I...I tend to ramble. Forgive me.â And the other person just has stars in their eyes? Spectacular.
I love this post, but I raise you:
Emotionally constipated characters feeling any emotion is one of the sexiest things in fiction.
i am crying i can't breathd
i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes
Someone give these two their Oscars.
What instruments do you play?
Him: yes
[Tiktok: white text asking âMusicians, what instruments do you play?â Cuts to a man asking the question aloud. Cuts to another man in a pink shirt who proceeds to play âFirefliesâ by Owl City on a seemingly unending series of instruments, initially only doing one note of the song per instrument.]
video ID loses points for not mentioning that the rendition of Fireflies is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
I want to try this one.
He put the recipe in the comments for this one! Here you go!
(Iâll type it out so itâs easier to read here)
Ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 and 1/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 cups flour
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 teaspoons baking powder
8 oz bag of potato chips
1 cup chocolate chips
Instructions:
Cream butter and sugar together
Beat eggs and vanilla extract into the creamed butter and sugar
Fold in flour and baking powder
Fold in half of the crushed chips and all of the chocolate chips
Chill dough
Roll dough in crushed chips
Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 15 minutes
Thank you!!!
itâs a new day. things are looking up, uncle
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trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags
i finally have the chance to post it omfg
How delightful that this day happened in April this year.
Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this
Look, I don't make the rules but you're legally required to watch this.
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this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i donât think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still donât want to be vaccinated then so be it.
kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i donât mean that in a âtheyâll make you autistic and dieâ way. i mean they donât understand what theyâre setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but thatâs for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if theyâre trans, theyâre definitely too young to consent to a vax.
i havenât had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.
because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.
how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because theyâve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc âthats whatâs healthy for themâ and their parents have no idea how much grief theyâre causing right now.
so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??
at first i was like âyeah okay this a dumb but manageable takeâ and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body
everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction
What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from
Whereâs my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao
If you didnât go to their blog, youâre missing the best part:
My Rabies Story
My Story:
I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.
This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and Iâve had rabies ever since.
I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas donât ask me to.
Does this mean youâre going to die soon?:
Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesnât actually kill you. Iâm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasnât died yet.
Are you going to infect other people?
Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so Iâm fine and safe to be around. (x)
This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or youâll go insane.
When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldnât be shocked anymore, I didnât mean it as a challenge
Iâve entered the twilight zone, thatâs the only explanation
Iâm in hell, arenât I.
haha what the FUCK!!!! is this real!!!! is this fucking real!!!!
World Heritage Post
list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly