happy halloween >:)

fuk i forgot 2 put my name im tyler but u can call me asshole :) trans, he/him anti map

[robotatertot]

It’s that time of year again

[robotatertot]

[elioli-art]

[mysharona1987]

[uncommon-etc]

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

"Be nice to children" should not be a difficult or controversial opinion and yet...

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

They're not "demons" or "monsters" or "snot factories" they r quite literally just smaller humans.

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

And dont think that nobody notices the kids you point out to be "annoying" are disproportionately autistic, children of color, or little girls. Very often a combination of those three.

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

[prokopetz]

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

[calloutnevvegas]

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

[prettyponyprincess-prancespiety]

26th century sociologist voice: “and this is why Floridians adorned their lawns with the flamingo, even as the waters rose around them: to symbolize hope and resilience in the face of an overwhelmingly hostile environment.”

[arealbonecracker]

We all know, deep down, that IS the true purpose of the lawn flamingo.

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/lowcost_cosplay/

[weirdmageddon]

not to sound like a boomer but i am so afraid for so many minors online in this day and age

[weirdmageddon]

for real its so upsetting to see, and this is something i saw on twitter tonight, a 13 year old girl defending a post where a 10 year old was wearing an ahegao hoodie at a con, saying she “first watched porn when she was 8” and sees no problem with it, saying ahegao is just “funny faces”, and retweets from notorious pedophiles/lolicon loving freaks

they dont know what the consequences of this kind of shit are and its so fucking scary theyre playing with fire and are so close to getting into an e-relationship with some smelly 30 year old weeb who poses as a teen or trafficked because theyre so desensitized

like i really wanna call child protective services for some of these kids

AGAIN not to sound like a zoomer but back in my day all we had were the shock sites like blue waffle, meatspin, and 2 girls 1 cup. the divide between early gen z and late gen z is unreal with the increasing amount of kids born with an iphone into their hands with the internet at their fingertips from such a young age, and how accessible porn (and a lot of times fostered through influential people with a large audience of children) is now. the brainrot of the mid 2010s online is fucking staggering and the job market for psychologists and therapists is going to skyrocket because of it.

and its disgusting how this isnt widely being talked about

[weirdmageddon]

i can also say i was exposed to porn at a young age because curiosity got the best of 9 year old me with the shock sites. but the reason why im not obsessed with sex now (and actually averse) is because nobody was saying the content of these shock sites were like, good? or acceptable?

which i think is a HUGE part of the issue now. it’s not just the accessibility of it, but these loli pedophile freaks are basically saying “getting off to young anime girls is hot and good and age doesnt matter actually. we shouldnt ban ahegao hoodies in public theyre just wet faces” and these 10 year olds are like “oh ok yeah!” and its so fucking dangerous to be inadvertently teaching them that through observational learning

[localtiktoks]

[byeflexual]

The next panel immediately burned my eye sockets

[mythogaz]

[surprisebitch]

i really did not know what to expect

[jakeperallta]

manny jacinto is really just out there looking like this at climate change protests

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[satanicwarlok]

Stop Joy of Satan!

Joy of Satan is a sect that adheres to Nazi philosophy, antisemitism, and culture robbing.

One of their goals is to initiate the “Fourth Reich”.

They claim that Jewish people control all governments.

And they steal from other cultures to make a mishmashed batch of occultic misinformation.

This is not Satanism. They are not Satanists.

Satanism stands for all people, regardless of one’s gender, race, or sexual indentity.

Don’t let these people take that away!

[everythingfox]

“Pack of wolves howling”

(Source)

[drtanner]

I love how they’re all just dead asleep and then slowly Activate™ in response to the noise. <3

[wormget]

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

[antimanifesto1973]

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

[blackpyrefly]

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

[antimanifesto1973]

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

[blackpyrefly]

xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Damn they’re going in hard lmao

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

Don’t wash chicken

why would you wash chicken

[konigstigerr]

it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?

[windupoperator]

Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh

[patconmax]

Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?

[mostlyjudson]

These people are using soap.

[patconmax]

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[kaijuno]

I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH

[aberrantemotion]

My sister did that with an apple she gave me. I cried

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

You’re supposed to wash fruit though? Like you don’t wash meat because cooking it gets rid of the germs? Did you deep fry your apple or something??

[eppymytheus]

IM SORRY BUT WHY WOULD YOU EAT. SOAP. anyway so they are actually talking about rinsing the chicken because it spreads the chicken germs onto the sink as well which is also invalid because you could just?? clean your sink?

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

But you don’t need to clean chicken because you cook it??????? Also you should wash non organic fruits and vegetables with soap to get the pesticides and other chemicals off

[ono-nee]

No one is washing the meat with soap. We are rinsing it… Jesus people….

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

But? Why? ??

[thegreenpea]

This post is a fucking nightmare