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[thememedaddy]

[chibird]

I can’t have caffeine too late or I can’t sleep at all, and I really wish I could. 😆 Even tea in the afternoon can keep me up!

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[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[seaphine]

parked car conversations are lowkey unofficial therapy sessions.

[squircatlies]

Fun fact! The reason Markiplier's portrayal of a person stuck in a falling apart, piece of shit, frustrating death trap of a vehicle was so realistic is because he used to own a tesla.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits

[ruinedchildhood]

When you accidentally become important at work

[hotcrossedfangs]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from omgItsLongDennis reading: sandwich recipie /End ID]

[dogpuppy]

[titsay]

[kitnapz]

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

[thebluemoonlight]

Nooo did bloomsuga leave again??💔💔

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive