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[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I found another

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[lavenderprose]

[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[funny-tik-toks]

[anka-dm]

My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6

Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[circlusion]

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[captainragtag]

Can we include darebee.com with ao3 and wikipedia on our list of really good nonprofits with excellent services that we stan?

It's a free, no sign-up, no ads fitness resource created by professionals who view this as activism (fitness should be accessible to everyone), and it's very thoughtful and thorough.

Features I really like:

- all instructions for workout routines are diagrammed on single pages with a clean, easy to read layout

- there's 30 or 60 day programs you can follow if you, like me, don't know what to do. they take you through a rotation of workouts so you're working different muscle groups on different day for a specific purpose

- there's so much variety and there's a filter so you can find the level and your goals and type of workout you wanna do

- you don't need any equipment

- some of the programs are RPGs or adventure stories! How's that for motivation. There's also badges and achievements or something but I haven't looked that closely at how that works yet

- they're nerds. they name workouts after D&D classes. There's a Lannistrr workout, a batcave workout, a witcher workout

- I've only scratched the surface

I'm doing this really easy one to start out

Darebee, darebee, fitness, visual workouts, workouts, fitness challenges, fitness motivation, training tips, recipes, nutrition

[bisexualshakespeare]

If you don't understand from the picture they have an Exercise Library playlist in YouTube so you can see what all the moves look like in motion!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQSMS0J6JbrKdSOSbyJXaQ_zN_HSSp7zZ

Exercise Library - YouTube

[invisible-goats]

does anyone know which of their programmes are actually low impact? i tried searching and the first suggestion was unmodified star jumps...

[kaijuerotica]

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

[kaijuerotica]

[weirdness-is-good]

It's really unfortunate when you miss someone who has hurt you.

[weirdness-is-good]

Wrong gif. Sorry.

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]