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Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
…………..you think?
…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3
Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old
The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:
Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this
might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year
well fuck. who knew
This is just July
My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”
Translation?
I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apple’s in the garden of hell
Holy shit Ireland are you ok
There’s also one that directly translates to :
May your friends have a fine day - burying you
That’s metal as fuck
Cursing in Irish is like actually putting a curse on someone
These curses - and many more! - do exist, but even in the Gaeltacht they don’t use them except in like, literary writing or school essays, unfortunately.
Our curses are so good because we’ve got centuries of spite built up. So thanks for that, England.
Some of my favourites
Loscadh is dó ort - That you may be burned and scorched
Imeacht gan teacht ort - That you may leave without returning
Go dtuitfeadh an tigh ort - That your house will fall upon you
Go mbrise an diabhal do chnámha - That the Devil will break your bones
Droch áird chúgat lá gaoithe - That you may be badly positioned on a windy day
Go ndéanfaidh an diabhal cipín dod’ dhá chois - That the Devil makes splinters of your legs
Nára bheire an mhaidin ort - That you may not see the morning
Nár thagair abhaile slán - That you may not come home safe
Imeacht gan do thuairisc ort - That you may never be heard of again
Ualach sé chapall de chré na h-úire ort - Six horseloads of graveyard clay upon you
Nár a cuire Dia aon crích cóir ort - That God does not grant you a proper end
Go n-imi an droch aimsir leat - That the bad weather leaves with you
Mullach do chinn fút - That you may fall on your head
Go dtachtar le d’anáil thú - That you may choke on your breath
Buineach dhearg go dtigidh ort - That you may have red diarrhoea
“May your obituary be written in weasel’s piss”
“May you marry in haste and repent at leisure”
“May you find the bees but not the honey”
“May the cat eat you and may the divil eat the cat”
“May the devil cut the head off you and make a day’s work of your neck”
Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
This is really beautiful!!!
What are those
they put them on coastlines to prevent erosion, they’re made of concrete
That’s…really cool.
Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.
can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline
fuck a nostrodamus… supernatural the only legit prophet, PERIODT
going back to school gonna be like
sums up 2020
Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.
So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened
So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.
First suggestion: flush the toilet
This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.
Second suggestion: vaccum the beads
His vaccum caught fire.
At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.
And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.
Third suggestion: put salt in
It actually worked. Well, until.
Poop apprently started flooding his house.
And then the streets.
It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.
You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)
It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious
Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.
Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.
He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.