Kill a demon today, face the devil tomorrow.

I love dogs, memes, the sims and french fries. Freak, Fangirl, Writer, Student. Enjoy your stay!

[jonpertwee]

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[silly-jellyghoty]

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

[whitetigerdemoness]

[worldecay]

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

[worldecay]

well fuck. who knew

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sansasurvived]

[pettycentral]

[gayjomarch]

This is just July

[underrmyumbrellaella]

My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”

[beanie-betty]

Translation?

[underrmyumbrellaella]

I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apple’s in the garden of hell

[beanie-betty]

Holy shit Ireland are you ok

[underrmyumbrellaella]

There’s also one that directly translates to :

May your friends have a fine day - burying you

[beanie-betty]

That’s metal as fuck

[underrmyumbrellaella]

Cursing in Irish is like actually putting a curse on someone

[deweydecibelsystem]

These curses - and many more! - do exist, but even in the Gaeltacht they don’t use them except in like, literary writing or school essays, unfortunately.

Our curses are so good because we’ve got centuries of spite built up. So thanks for that, England.

[wolfpawn]

Some of my favourites

Loscadh is dó ort - That you may be burned and scorched

Imeacht gan teacht ort - That you may leave without returning

Go dtuitfeadh an tigh ort - That your house will fall upon you

Go mbrise an diabhal do chnámha - That the Devil will break your bones

Droch áird chúgat lá gaoithe - That you may be badly positioned on a windy day

Go ndéanfaidh an diabhal cipín dod’ dhá chois - That the Devil makes splinters of your legs

Nára bheire an mhaidin ort - That you may not see the morning

Nár thagair abhaile slán - That you may not come home safe

Imeacht gan do thuairisc ort - That you may never be heard of again

Ualach sé chapall de chré na h-úire ort - Six horseloads of graveyard clay upon you

Nár a cuire Dia aon crích cóir ort - That God does not grant you a proper end

Go n-imi an droch aimsir leat - That the bad weather leaves with you

Mullach do chinn fút - That you may fall on your head

Go dtachtar le d’anáil thú - That you may choke on your breath

Buineach dhearg go dtigidh ort - That you may have red diarrhoea

“May your obituary be written in weasel’s piss”

“May you marry in haste and repent at leisure”

“May you find the bees but not the honey”

“May the cat eat you and may the divil eat the cat”

“May the devil cut the head off you and make a day’s work of your neck”

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[weonsinnombre]

[honor-is-all-we-know]

What are those

[fedkaczynski]

they put them on coastlines to prevent erosion, they’re made of concrete

[kasaron]

That’s…really cool. 

[dynjay]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

[pimentogirl]

[homoslovenc]

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

[black-nata]

fuck a nostrodamus… supernatural the only legit prophet, PERIODT

[lux-astralis]

going back to school gonna be like

[robertpattisons]

sums up 2020

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kingpepperony]

[castielific]

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[castielific]

Update on the situation. The waterbeads have totally blocked the sewer system. He received a letter from town hall telling people to report nuisances to the cops that are searching for the culprit.

He's in so much trouble that I'm starting to feel guilty for finding this funny...but still kinda laughing about it.