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[thebookanaconda]

And in my worst moments,

I fear

That I may love you like man does

[thebookanaconda]

I'm trying to find a story I might have read on Tumblr that goes like this:

A knight makes a deal with an ragged, eldritch looking "king" that sits on atop a throne somewhere and when he fulfills his end of the deal, to take the "king's" place, he realizes that he was the king all along and now has to make that same deal with his younger self.

Please link it if you know where to find it

[thebookanaconda]

Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:

A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins

He makes a deal with it

Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price

The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased

Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones

It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop

The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self

[thebookanaconda]

Reblogging for more visibility

[thebookanaconda]

Please help me find this snippet I came across a few years ago:

A young knight finds an eldritch being sitting on a throne in a palace in ruins

He makes a deal with it

Several years later, he goes back to it to pay the price

The price turns out to be that he should take its place, or something like that. But he doesn't know that because it's cryptically phrased

Then he turns into an eldritch being and he feels tired to his bones

It turns out that he was the being all along and now he is somehow stuck in a time loop

The story ends with him making a deal with his younger self

[thebookanaconda]

Sisters, our husband is back from the war, alive and whole!!!

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50 posts!

[catchymemes]

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idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah

anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens

episode 1

now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system

[thebookanaconda]

Can someone please write this fanfic? (Edward falls in love with him, obviously. )

[thebookanaconda]

Some days are so beautiful and melancholy that you feel your heart bleeding out as the light inevitably fades from them, stopping as night falls and waiting to be reawakened by the arrival of another day some incalculable amount of time away in the unknowable future that will bring back this nameless feeling that is now crystallized in your memories.

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Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)

(under construction as of May 2024)

I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.

If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)

Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Part 4 / Part 5 /Part 6

Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9

Destiny Universe

You Are the Demon King

The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)

Being Villagers

Heroes and Villains

Therapist for Villains

Juniper and Discus

Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)

Dandelion (A Villain Story)

You Help Kill Heroes

You are the Shark Hero

Mist into a Tempest

The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero

No Heroes Here

The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)

You are Legacy

Hero in Title

Dark Lord's Former Coworker

One Minute

The Fae:

You Become Powerful

Your Friend Takes Your Name

Larkin and Yvette

Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)

Going to the Hill

The Fae are Free

When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)

The Chosen One

The Chosen One's Parents

Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls

Amulet to Save Her

Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)

The Aftermath of the Chosen One

Wizards Stole My Brother

You are the Chosen One's Knight

The Chosen One is a History Major

You are the Most Powerful Magic User

Time Restarts and She Remembers

Better the Witch than the Kid

Witches

It Was in a Name

The Good Witch of Hawthorne

Berthe the Green Witch

Cursed Mold (flash fiction)

Love isn't Enough

I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication

Devil Deals

The Devil You Know

The Ritual

They Summoned Her on Halloween (flash fiction)

Fairytale Retellings

Ariel and Ursula (age appropriate)

The Gods

Zeus' Son

Faith in Technology

Sci-Fi

Six Red Bulls and Persistence

The Sound of Silence

Emmaline and the Apartment

Humans are Vengeful

Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)

Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)

Misc Fantasy

Wind-Speaker

Wind-Speaker and Her Wife

You Will Become

The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)

Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)

Princess Maria and the Dragon

Princess Maria is Kidnapped

Immortals are Afraid of Change

Fiona the Dragon

A Violently Won War

Meta Stories

An Abstract Concept

Narrative Town

Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph

Princess Phaedra Breaks

You are a Horror Movie Villain

Ghost Stories

Malevolent Spirits

Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow

Don't Open the Door

Grandma's House

Who Is? (flash fiction)

A Face (flash fiction)

Misc.

You Choose Your Fate in Hell

Time Paradox (flash fiction)

You are an Assassin

Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)

An Exercise in Mary Sue

She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)

Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)

Big Brother

A Conversation About Anger

Punching Depression

Two Sides (flash fiction)

Immortal Serial Killer in Prison

Theater Romance (flash fiction)

The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)

Different (flash fiction)

[caffeinewitchcraft]

((Part 2 but with most all the same categories))

Supernatural School

(Part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

It t became a book you can find on (amazon) (payhip)

Heroes and Villains

Ominous Halo

They Used to be Heroes

Mind Over Matter

Retired Villain Gets Into Superhero HQ

Firebreather

Regina Saves the Hero

A Killing Touch

Chameleon (suuuuper early in my Hero 'verse)

Madame Science

The Fae

Magpie Love

Undercover in the Fae Court

Janeli and Morgan

Paula and Lulu

Alane is a Nature Spirit

The Chosen One

Charles Comes Back Home (flash fiction)

Janitor at Fantasy High

Hairdresser Refuses to be Chosen

Witches

Garnet is a Running Stone

Carmen's Misunderstanding

The Hangover but for Witches

Roots Back Home (incomplete)

Toby Runs a Sanctuary (part 1) (part 2)

Isolde the Selkie (part 1) (part2)

Uncle El (flash fiction)

Kaleb is the 7th son (part 1) (part 2)

Devil Deals

Joyfully Demonic

You Sign in Crayon (dark)

Fairytale Retellings

You Have This...Friend

A Swan Bride

Marrying a Swan (comedic)

Beauty and the Beast (lesbians)

Icarus

The Gods

The Last Follower

Reclaim the Bones

Sci-Fi

Jolene Hates Space

When An Alien Pretends to be Human

Humans Have Precision

Crime Scores

Misc Fantasy

Pet Monsters

Megan of Kallay

The Name of Your Love, the Name of Your Enemy (romance)

The 300-year-old Lich King is Creepy

An Arranged Marriage (incomplete) (Part 1) (Part 2)

Werewolf Lawyer Lady (flash fiction)

Under the Bed (Nettie the Monster Killer)

Closet Monster and Under-the-bed Monster

Renea and Chin the Time Travelers

Jason and Gilbert (tw possessive/unhealthy relationship)

Twisters (incomplete)

Deadly Sin Zombies (part 1) (part 2)

Control Over Fear (tw child abuse)

Demon and Succubi (I have no memory of this place)

Zaharinka is a False Queen

Magic Response Squad

February 29th (tw pedophilia mention)

Steven the Guard Dragon

Neurotypical and divergent switch

Fantasy Zookeeper (flash fiction)

Meta Stories

The Author of Your Life is 12

A Love Story (if you let it)

The Unnecessary Character (You call yourself Tuc)

The Characters Refuse to Fall in Love

When Caffeine discovered this blog had 6,666 followers

Ghost Stories

Only Echoes (a Horror Romance)

You Talk to the Dead Regularly

You Go Back in Time to Stop the Possession

Misc

You Meet Who You Could've Been

Food Worker Becomes a Ghost Hunter (flash fiction)

Dating a Time Traveler (flash fiction)

Love Makes you Crazy (flash fiction)

The Tragic and Very Misunderstood Male Protagonist

Look at the Stars, Alice (tw mental health, dark themes)

You Turn Him In

Snobby Zombie (flash fiction)

A Meditation (short)

Getting Caught in a Math Problem (flash fiction)

Waking up as an angel/demon (flash fiction)

Bruce Willis doesn't want you to have Nutella

Left Me Alone (tw alcoholism recovery)

Queen Geneva Falls

In 200 Words (story experiment)

Gina is Evil (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)

IT at a Nuclear Base

Master Detective Siblings

Grandma's Cats

Sentient Ant Colony (flash fiction)

Fanfic

You went to school with Hawkeye

Lily Finds Out About Petunia's Abuse (Harry Potter)

[caffeinewitchcraft]

(actively sobbing as I start part 3 of the monster. If these links ever break, I am going to lay on the floor and cry)

Heroes and Villains

You can't buy henchmen on Craigslist

The Fae

An Invitation She Can't Ignore

The Chosen One

The Chosen One isn't a Hero

The Gods

Persephone (Spectrum)

Rhea Again

Aphrodite

Witches

The Green Witch and the Poinsettia

The Witch Cafe

Witch Wars

Devil Deals

Devil Deals (the original)

The Devil's Dreaded Deal (flash fiction)

Sci-Fi

Computers Become Sentient

You Can Take On Fears

We evolved from predators and that's our problem

Interspecies Diplomacy is Hard

AI Frees Mankind

Your Secret Language

Aliens have invaded Earth's Oceans (flash fiction)

Meta

Fit as many plot twists in as you can

Jenny the Time Gremlin

The Man of the House

Ghost Stories

Your Imaginary Friend

Dr. Glass and Subject 17

Misc Fantasy

The Be Careful What You Wish For Foundation

The Apocalypse Happened

Judith Can See the Future

You Can Remember Everything (flash fiction)

Pizza Delivery and the Vampire

Gravity Shifts Today (tw domestic violence)

Villainous Older Brother (flash fiction)

You don't bring her back anymore (short)

5 Minutes of Your Time

Carl is the Worst

Misc

Parent Points (on hiatus)

Kyle's Mom is Leaving

You Promised to Meet (flash fiction)

You Are the Top Student at the Hitman Academy

First Story Ever Posted:

Satan is Gay - This is the most controversial short story I've ever written. I will say that I don't agree with the use of the word "homosexual" in the prompt, but I stand by the story itself.

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One of my favorite writers!

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HOW TO SUPER BOOP?!!!

Please help me win the boop war

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Let the Boop Wars begin!!!!

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Boop meeeee!!!!!

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Or when they ask if they're real:

"Of course they're real; I paid for them!"

[goldens0422]

you know what would have been funny? i was busy thinking of some Imperial! Anidala AUs and there's one which just crossed my mind.

Imagine Padmé joins Vader on Mustafar, Vader beats Obi, and kills Sidious to take over. Vader tries to deepen his connection to the Dark Side as he and Padmé rule over the galaxy. Vader tries to portray himself as this evil, fearsome autocrat but is way too popular: he doesn't create the Death Star because neither he nor Padmé likes it, he abolishes slavery because duh, literally all of the clones (they don't get replaced) love him, he's still seen as the war hero, he's very handsome, and Padmé's presence + coregency mellows him out a lot. Padmé and his children are also there, and his love for them is wayyyyyy too much that he isn't nearly as evil and dark as he should be

Eventually, Vader comes to Padmé crying about how his connection to the Dark Side is weakening because of how much he loves her and the children and how he can't fuel his inner darkness anymore. He isn't really a Sith anymore and eventually Padmé convinces him to just let it go, renounce his darkness, and let the love flow through him so now he's just emperor anakin, former jedi and failed sith

emperor vader: suffering from success

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Please recommend me a fanfic with this story. I need it more than I need oxygen

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Guess what I saw on reddit today!!!

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"This town is heaven sent, but better when I'm face down under you"

- City of Angels, Demi Lovato

Request to all fanfic authors to write a song-based/-inspired fic.

Use your otp, your favorite trope, whatever you feel like; I've been obsessed with this song even since I heard it