Geeking Out Off Main

Ft. Unashamed assorted fandom posts I wouldn’t otherwise reblog and piles and piles of Academy era fanart - Before it all went haywire (or perhaps it always was).

[poetrylesbian]

literally crying laughing at this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca

[maxanor]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 1

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[vedajuno]

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

[mikimuun]

He loves the cage!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[deadinsalem]

In America, if you get caught with a tiny bag of weed, you can be sold and bought as slaves for the McDonald’s corporation

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[balile]

Those are sisters

[madnessofmen]

The cultural phenomenon of the strongwoman lives in a very special time.

industrialization increases productivity and efficiency of labor -> "Industrialization has made men weak" -> Victorian obsession with bodybuilding a la strongmen (muscular Christianity)

Muscular Christianity + women's suffrage -> strongwoman/muscle mommy fetishism

industrial warfare destroys illusions of man's power against the machine -> decline

[madnessofmen]

Kate Brumbach's husband was the OG muscle mommy fetishist

[digitaldiscipline]

Concussions-to-Lovers speedrun

[ezekiel13]

[thejagermeister]

the curse of local theatre is that a show can change you forever and there is no recording of it anywhere at all and after a few years all you have are scattered memories and the knowledge that you were different before.

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[the-big-mood]

I respect silent marketing.

[the-big-mood]

[witchesonacross]

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

[toolusingmammalgirl]

This is 100% the gay supervillain music video I’ve been waiting for.

I love campy gay villains, but gay villains of this type are amazing too and sorely underrepresented.

[psshaw]

…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

[groovy-bastard]

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

[spockvarietyhour]

Happy 10 year anniversary to these two, specifically

(single dropped Dec. 3, 2015, music vid hit youtube Jan 12, 2016)

[the-august-one]

Happy Pride Month!

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog