This Tornado Loves You

nope.

[sentada]

who else is stupid and eats bread

[closet-keys]

[Image Description: Tweet by @ohJuliatweets on 01/09/2018, 17:13 reading: 

“Every time I see a girl in her early 20′s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions.”] 

[jazzisback-deactivated20190120]

What would you even call this union?

[closet-keys]

feminism

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You can actually FEEL the energy building within this cat who desperately wants to Commit Violent Destructive Acts against this tree and yet is held back by the Protective Circle of Shopping Bags

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

The subplot of Holes was hands down the greatest love story of our generation

[stormyseasnail]

I just love this pair… -weeps forever-

[awesomeavocadolove]

[ladyloveandjustice]

one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.

there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped in ‘and so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ron’ usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione weren’t paying attention it became ‘and so Ron punched Malfoy in the face’. 

Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was like ‘ron had to be stopped from ending Malfoy’s life’ just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.

My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when they’re just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally like ‘man its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like y’know Potter has no parents, Weasley’s brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brains” and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is like “uh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they don’t go after him” (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)

and they’re just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesn’t even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around like “where’d ron go” and then later its mentioned “Harry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and he’s like “GOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and neville’s unconcious but they say he’ll be fine”.

Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 y’all 

[twinkie13]

harry: and what if I wave my wand and nothing happens? ron: throw it away and punch him on the nose

[a-potter-head]

Draco in COS: Pity Granger didn’t die.

Ron: I don’t need my wand. I’m going to kill him with my bare hands.

[ephemeraltea]

(tags from @rain-sleet-snow)

[buzzfeed]

19 PowerPoint Presentations That Should Be In Every School Curriculum Ever

[lucithademon]

He said white ppl are a plague 😹😹

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

White people in the notes so mad I’m living

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Tbh I’m not even mad.

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[mxnrique]

[stability]

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

[sinmonger]

Ryan Russell | No distractions – An NFL veteran opens up on his sexuality

“Growing up, I always felt as though my existence slipped between the cracks of two worlds. I wasn’t flamboyant, tidy, or any other stereotypes kids are forced to construct their world around. I wasn’t straight, hyper-masculine or aggressive; I cried quite a bit, and, as a young black man, I didn’t fit the bill. I played football – so I put that in the straight column. I wrote poetry and romance stories – so I put that in the gay column.”

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[jewish-privilege]

Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur are not the same as Christmas. They aren’t holidays in the vacation sense; we’re at synagogue and we’re praying. We’re focusing on our deeds of the past year and how we can make teshuvah and return to ourselves. We’re fasting for twenty-five hours (not eating or drinking anything). We’re not sitting around the living room, singing carols, and drinking hot cocoa while staring at a dead tree. Forcing Jews (and other non-Christians) to believe that our observances, practices, and holidays are the same or comparable to Christian holidays is forced assimilation. 

Don’t tell me that you’d take off, work through, or skip celebrating Christmas so, therefore, I should have no problem taking off, working through, or skipping my “two-week holiday" celebration. And if I refuse to take off, work through, or skip Rosh Hashana and/or Yom Kippur, don’t accuse me of being a selfish Jew. Stop forcing Jews to fit in a box that was never built for us in the first place.

Oh, and by the way? If you aren’t a synagogue attending Jew, you have the right to your secular observance too without being interrogated by a “well-meaning” Christian. 

.לְשָׁנָה טוֹבָה תִכָּתֵבוּ וְתֵּחָתֵמוּ

[j4ckme]

[geniexo]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[trainthief]

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops