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*SPITS*
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Slytherin: *Scarface voice* Say hello to my little friend. Hufflepuff: Is it your penis?
*SPITS*
Newsies Fanfic, Parts 1 & 2
{Note: I'm not back from my Hiatus, but I wanted to share something I've been working on. @Spotsies ' amazing art has inspired me to keep writing this piece, and I hope that I'm doing the Newsies justice. Thank you!}
Tabitha Howl adjusted her hat as she walked up to the news stand. Her brown hair was pulled back in a ponytail, and her hazel eyes were fierce as she approached the stand. It was New York, 1899, and this was Tabby’s first day as a newsboy (er.... girl...). She adjusted her vest and rolled up the sleeves of her shirt, revealing strong arms.
“PAPES FOR THE NEWSIES, LINE UP BOYS! THESE PAPES AIN’T GONNA SELL THEMSELVES!” She heard a voice yell, and she put her hands in her pockets, gripping her 30 cents tightly. 40 papers was her quota today, and as she moved forward in line she felt the gaze of more and more teenage boys on her back, or more accurately, on her legs. She was wearing a pair of trousers, with high socks and a pair of brown loafers. “40 Papes,” she said, putting her quarter and nickel down on the moneybox.
“Lookie what we got here, boys! A girl!” exclaimed a short, rotund, mustachioed man with an unlit cigar between his lips.
A pair of twins behind him chuckled, and one of them sauntered out from behind the stand. He approached her and got right up in her face. “Hiya, sweetheart.”
Tabby glared, clenching her fists, and taking a step back, tensing up and readying a swing.
“Hows about you come with me behind the stand and get to--”
“Ey, Weasel! Maurice! Leave her alone and jus’ get her her papes!” She heard a voice from behind her say. A boy limped forward, supported by his crutch, followed by a tall, (admittedly handsome) dark-haired, rascally boy of around the same age.
Weasel coughed. “enough, Maurice, come on back.” he handed Tabby the papers, and then moved on to the next newsie.
Tabby shook her head and took her paper bundle, counting them once, twice, three times until she was sure he had given her the right number. “Hey, miss?” a small voice said, and she felt a tug on the hem of her vest. She looked down to see a boy of about 10 looking up at her with kind eyes. “You okay?”
“Yeah, Kid, Maurice didn't rough you up too bad, did he?” The brown haired boy looked angrily at the twins behind the table.
Tabby shook her head. “Nah, but he needs to learn the meanin’ of personal space.” she said, sticking her papers in her cloth sack.
“I'm Jack Kelly, this is Crutchie,” he gestured over his shoulder and Crutchie waved sheepishly, “This is Les, and this is-”
“Les! Les, here’s your papes,” a boy with a hawkish nose and a mess of black hair said, handing Les his papers, before doing a double-take at the new girl.
“Davey, Les’ older brudda,” Jack finished with a chuckle.
Tabby smiled and tipped her hat in greeting. “Hiya fellas.”
“You got a name or what?” Jack said back, crossing his arms.
“Tabby. Name’s Tabby.” She said, winking at Crutchie.
Davey looked at Les and then at Tabby. “I, ah, heard the commotion.”
“Yeah, you looked about ready ta slug Maurice clean into next week’s headline!” Crutchie said with a laugh, and the girl couldn't help but smile back.
“Imagine that, huh? ‘New Kid Gives Bullheaded Delancey Brother a Run For His Money’!” Jack said, staring off at the headline board.
Tabby giggled at that, shaking her head as she readjusted the bag on her shoulder. “I think I oughtta hit the streets.”
“Hey, why don't we give ya the Newsies tour?”
“Yeah! Jack here knows jus’ about all of the best places to stake out!” Crutchie affirmed, moving over and patting Jack on the shoulder with a beam of pride.
“Sure, ‘s long as we don’t gotta go to Brooklyn…” the newest Newsie muttered, looking away.
“Why? Ya scared of Brooklyn?” Jack asked jokingly, smacking her on the arm in an attempt to lighten her mood.
It worked.
“Hey! Easy now, slugga,” Tabitha shot back. “I ain't scared of nothin’. It's just Brooklyn an’ I don't really get along too well.”
“Well, we’ll keep ya outta Brooklyn,” Crutchie said, gently placing his free hand on her shoulder.
“And out of trouble,” Davey said, nodding.
“Aw, enough wit’ all this gushy stuff, fellas! I ain't no softie!” A low growl came from Tabby’s mouth, and she looked to Jack. “Lead the way!”
~~~~~~
Tabby’s day had been, for the most part, successful. She found herself with only 3 papes left over from her original bundle of 40. Granted, she had to… ahem…. “bend the story” just a bit, but she got ‘em sold, and that was the important thing.
She stepped into the back of the line leading up to the newsstand and leaned on the wall. She was last in line, and no one seemed to be steppin’ in behind her.
“Heya Tabby!” She heard a voice call out from in front of her, and she caught sight of little Les leaning out of the line, holding on to one of Davey’s suspender straps to hold him upright and waving. Davey looked like he was about to fall over, which made the newbie start to chuckle.
Tabby waved back. This seemed to satisfy Les and he stopped pulling at Davey’s suspender strap, much to the older boy’s relief.
The other boys were gone by the time Tabby had gotten up to the front of the line. She turned in her papes and took her payment, and just as she was about to turn away she felt a hand on her shoulder. It turned her around, and she was face-to-face with the same numbskull from that morning.
“How’s about we continue our conversation from this mornin’, Sweetheart?” Maurice DeLancey said, smiling crookedly.
“How’s about we don’t?” Tabitha replied, jerking her shoulder away and turning back around. She bumped into the other twin, and his grin matched that of his brother’s.
“Aw, c’mon, we’ve had a long day,” He said softly, but the softness of his voice held a razor’s edge that said he clearly wasn’t used to not getting what he wanted. “Why don’t you stay a while?”
Tabby sidestepped Oscar. “No thanks fellas. I got places to be.” Nervousness rose in her throat, and her right hand went deep into her pocket, clutching something metal there.
“Where ya goin’?” Oscar said, grabbing her left arm. “It ain’t even suppertime yet.”
“Let me go.” There was a soft snarl in Tabby’s voice. Cold. Threatening. It was a don’t-mess-with-me-sounding snarl. An I’m-not-afraid-to-get-messy kind of snarl.
“Not until we have a little…. chat, first.” Maurice said, licking his lips.
That was the final straw for the girl they were holding. Her right arm came out of her pocket and made contact with Oscar’s face with such lightning speed that neither of the twins saw it coming. Oscar reeled back, releasing Tabby and clutching his now-bleeding nose with a curse. On Tabby’s right hand was a set of brass knuckles, glinting in the lamplight. She stepped back, preparing both hands for a fight. She looked like a boxer as one leg was placed just a little bit more forward than the other.
Maurice rushed at her and grabbed her arms, shoving her into the wall. “No one says ‘no’ to Oscar and Maurice DeLancey,” he said, punching her in the eye.
Tabby yelped and struggled. “Get used to it!” she replied, pounding her heel onto his toes. He let out a yowl of pain, but didn’t loosen his grip. Instead of laying down another good punch, he kicked his other leg into Tabby’s shin full-force.
There was a loud SNAP! as she felt her leg break, and the newsie fell to the ground with a cry. She landed on her side, and looked up at Maurice with unadulterated contempt, her eye starting to swell as he landed another kick to her face, slicing open her cheek.
“Ya gonna give up?” Maurice asked, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. Oscar joined him, crooked nose still bleeding.
“Or are ya askin’ for more?” Oscar finished for his brother, sounding a little stuffy. Both of the twins glared down at Tabby in a predatory manner, and the girl could only muster up one response through the pain and the fear she was feeling.
She spat right at their feet, a mixture of blood and saliva spattering their shoes.
Oscar and Maurice started to advance, before something came flying out of nowhere, tackling Oscar to the ground.
“Davey!” She heard a familiar voice yell as the figure grappled with its victim. “Get Maurice!”
Davey Jacobs came running around the corner, barrelling into the second brother like a freight train and moving him away from the Newsie’s newest member.
Tabby looked at the figure who had tackled her first perpetrator, recognizing a mess of dark brown hair. “Jack?”
“Whaddaya still doin’ here!?!” he yelled incredulously, dodging a blow from a brass-knuckled fist. “We’s got this, now go!”
"We promised ya we'd keep ya outta trouble!" Davey called back, taking a blow from Maurice straight to the gut.
“I can’t--!” She felt someone grab her arms and pull her up, then someone else move their shoulder under hers, supporting her weight so it was all off of her broken leg. They were moving now.
“Hiya doll,” the first boy said, and Tabby looked up to see a fox-like grin and icy blue eyes, with a couple of locks of curly, honey-brown hair poking out from underneath his hat. The boy was holding an unlit cigar in his mouth. “The name’s Racetrack.”
She looked at the other boy supporting her. He smiled lopsidedly. “Hi. I’m Romeo,” he said flirtatiously, making the brunette scoff. His hair was black and his skin was an olive-color, and he had kind brown eyes.
The two lead her away from the commotion and to the safety of a small diner. Jacobi’s. She knew the place well.
Inside was a whole smattering of different members of the newsies gang that she had seen this morning. Crutchie was sitting on a table but sprung to his feet as fast as he could when he saw how injured Tabby was. Les was there too, looking worried, and he ran over to Tabby to inspect her leg. He sucked in a breath. “That looks bad….”
Race and Romeo sat Tabby down in a chair as someone else approached her. This time, it was a young woman, with delicate features and rusty red hair. She had ink stains all over her dress and hands, and her hair was tied back in a messy bun. “Oh my goodness….” she said softly. “What happened?”
“The DeLancey bruddas happened….” Tabby said through gritted teeth. Mr. Jacobi brought some clean cloths and some glasses of cold water to help the girl clean herself up. Tabby muttered a “thank you” as she removed her brass knuckles and set them on the table.
Les looked at the metal object and took a wary step back, staring with wide eyes.
Tabby noticed as she dipped one of the cloths in the water and washed her face off, the blood quickly turning the white cloth red. After her face was cleaned of the blood, she held the cloth to the open gash on her cheek. She smiled, though it hurt, and said “Don’ worry, Les. I only use ‘em when I haveta.”
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I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.
all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.
do not reblog this unless you mean it. I have dealt with so much anti-semitism in my life and the number of times I get it from “open-minded liberals” is disturbing. Remember this summer when the Dyke Marches banned people for having a rainbow flag with a Star of David on it? I was accused of playing my “Jew card” too much when I tried to get my shitty goy roommate to stop making Auschwitz jokes.
Being anti-nazi does not equal support for the Jewish community. Do not claim you support Jews just because you recognize that Nazis are terrible. Surprise, we actually have more to us than the Holocaust!
If you DO support the Jewish community, reblog the crap out of this so people can feel safe!
THIS USER FLIPPIN SUPPORTS THE JEWISH COMMUNITY
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”
Imagine Harry returning with Warrington’s body, and the crowd realizes what’s happened, but Warrington’s parents don’t show up. There’s no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. They’re terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because they’re pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledore’s Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.
Imagine the shock when they’re told what he’s really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They can’t let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemort’s right-hand man, and they’re slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents won’t be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins know their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and it’s in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)
Imagine a story in which Harry wasn’t in love with his fellow champion’s girlfriend, but after her boyfriend’s death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says “he wanted to win for you. You should know–you should know he won, he did it for you” and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents aren’t there either and she must know why.
Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps up–it doesn’t take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motion–and says “we’re never going to forget this. They’re not going to get away with it” and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced she’s about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says “do you promise me” and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says “I promise” and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing.
Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says “Professor, I need to say something important” and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ron–after that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at him–says he didn’t know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying “I think–I think it’s important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. And–and Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.” He sits back down all flustered because he didn’t actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says “I want to tell Weasley thank you.” And all of Slytherin House raises a glass–to Warrington, to Weasley, to Potter–and the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.
Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesn’t matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says “I can’t tell you where I got these, Professor. But they’re in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.” Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.
The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harry’s locket, now tucked under Sirius’ shirt because Harry’s friends are with him in this battle but most of Sirius’ are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remus’ life, his very soul. Snape’s final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort said–his first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldn’t admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. “When we go in there, it’s going to be hell,” he tells the Slytherins. “Some of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.” Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said “stay alive, Granger, we need you” before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the melee–how, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted.
The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. “You’ve got my godfather’s locket,” he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out of Sirius’ mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says “He probably saved my life, giving Harry that.” He doesn’t say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.
The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just that–a competition in fun–with those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.
Imagine it.
When we stand, we stand united as one
And then there would be no hope for any uprising of evil, no users of the dark arts would dare to attack. There would be no neglected Slytherins turning to a darker cause. The unity Cassius Warrington’s death caused would come to save the world, time and time again, as would-be-Voldemorts find no followers. No children will ever have to fight their parents, or family. There would always be peace.
oh christ somebody added to it and now i’m a soggy emotional wreck
I’m crying because this is what slytherins should have been and truly are
This is beautifully written and I wish it was in the books xx
This is such a fantastic read. A Slytherin triwizard champion sounds awesome.
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Hey All
Hi guys, I'm taking a hiatus from tumblr for a while. Rest assured, I will be back eventually, but I don't know when "eventually" will be. I'll be popping on every now and then to see some of my favorite blogs, but I won't be posting things for a little while. To those of you who miss me, know I'll be back okay? You are all beautiful people, and if you ever need a reminder of that, look at yourselves in the mirror. ;) Asks during this time will be riffled through and answered in due time. Love you all!!!!! -Brilliant Bean
The president of the United States made a “joke” that his vice president “wants to hang [LGBT people]” in 2017.
How am I supposed to wake up to news like this and not believe war of some variety is coming, after the DoJ stripping protections for transgender students specifically very early in the administration, the DoJ saying existing rules about sex stereotryping and sex discrimination don’t necessarily apply to LGBT people, Pence’s official support of conversion therapy in Indiana, etc.
“When the conversation turned to gay rights, Trump motioned toward Pence and joked, “Don’t ask that guy—he wants to hang them all!”
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IMPORTANT NEWS, PLEASE READ AND SPREAD
Word coming from a comrade out of Ohio that fascists are putting up explicitly anti-LGBT posters referencing and encouraging suicide of LGBT people at Cleveland State University and that the administration is allowing this blatant hate speech as “free speech.” There is currently a massive emboldening happening on the far right- these people are not afraid to speak out as they once were, and we need to bash back and put these people back in their place- online forums and 6 feet under. Pictures attached, please be aware they are potentially upsetting:
Ronald M. Berkman can take his free speech and shove it up his homophobe-embracing asshole.
Here is his twitter. Blow it the hell up: https://twitter.com/PresBerkman
Here is his email. Flood his inbox so that he sees nothing else for pages: [email protected]
Here is the address of his office where you can send letters or news stories about the tons of LGBT people being murdered and killing themselves and ask him how he supports speech encouraging that kind of violence:
Cleveland State University President’s Office
2121 Euclid Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44115-2214
Please reblog this immediately and send an email that says, if nothing else, “Shame on you for protecting homophobes and outright fascists on your campus. If there is another instance of fascist violence on your campus, like there was in Charlottesville, there will be blood on your hands.”
WHY WOULD YOU TELL A PERSON TO GO AND KILL THEMSELVES?!?!
Look, assholes, I've had a buddy go and commit suicide. It's not fun. Their death hangs over your head like a flipping piano from a cartoon.
These people you're telling to go and kill themselves? They all have families. Friends. Loved ones. They are people too. THEIR LIVES AFFECT OTHER LIVES. Telling someone to go and kill themselves is essentially you partaking in murder.
You go and say your Homophobic Bigoted words and you might as well strap on a rainbow Nazi armband.
Yeah, that's right, I said it.
You're no better than Hitler, or Stalin, or any of the Nazis who roamed the streets of Germany and France and committed mass murder on the belief that they were better than everyone else.
Congratulations. You're a Homophobic Nazi. Go and eat that with your frosted flakes.
Okay! But biggest thing that nobody’s talking about in WKM!
What
The
Fuck
Happened
Last
Night
!?!?
I feel like I’m the only one who really wants to know!
Well you see....
We... I mean... well....
What DID we do last night???
@markiplier
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
DO NOT TAKE MORNING CLASSES IN COLLEGE
You'll probably be thinking "OH I'll be fine, I did morning classes in Highschool!"
WRONG
Take it from someone who knows, early morning classes are a mistake. Go for anything after 11, 10 at the earliest.
Your teacher is trying to wake up, too. They might not teach at their best.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND SO NO ONE WILL MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TAKING MORNING CLASSES
I love them… @pokemon please let us crossbreed it is IMPORTANT
@keian44
when you go through your child’s personal things, like journal entries, you’re not making sure they’re not up to no good. you’re making absolutely sure that your kid gets better at hiding things from you. you’re making absolutely sure that your kid is afraid of you. you’re making absolutely sure that you’re raising an anxious, paranoid kid who doesn’t know how to open up to you because they think you might already know.
I WISH I COULD SHOUT THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS but my house doesn’t have a flat or climbable roof :(
I wish my parents actually understood this.
As someone who wasn’t allowed a bedroom door or window curtains and whose belongings we’re subject to regular search… Yeah.
Grew up with regularly finding my journal on the kitchen table and my parents making accusations and asking deeply personal questions they had no right to. Cut to today, and guess what I don’t open up to them because they forced this on me as a kid.
That's all true.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
Let’s see your magic money dog
May you please give me your mercy money dog
Need some cash in a flash
Need to eat lmao
I NEED CASH FOR CAFFEINE I HAVE MORNING CLASSES
Reblogging again because I found a quarter.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
As a pre-E transgender woman, this button is my dream.
*Smack* I WOULD WIN ALL THE HALLOWEEN CONTESTS
"I know we're on different teams, I just don't want to be disrespectful to you..."
-Me, if I were fighting Cap.
plastic man calling them out
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
Let’s see your magic money dog
May you please give me your mercy money dog
Need some cash in a flash
Need to eat lmao
I NEED CASH FOR CAFFEINE I HAVE MORNING CLASSES
so that iconic photo of spidey laying in front of avengers tower was actually just tom holland napping on set
Me as an actor, probably
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
CHARRRGE!!!! *scrabble scrabble scrabble*