The Cake Is Important

Welcome to my Tumblr. It's mostly Hazbin Hotel and Naruto stuff right now, but that could change in the future.

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OP cabellhouse on TikTok

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Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

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I FUCKING KNEW IT

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Bandrhomestead

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Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

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Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

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I guess that makes you a Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)

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*finger guns*

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😢

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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

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The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

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