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Is your pfp glowing collar cat named Jake or something? I feel like I unlocked some fourth/fifth grade memory about an alien cat with a magic collar robbing Fort Knox??? If not, I leave you with that chaos mental image and if yes, help because I tried to search for it and got a James Bond film as a result...?? Are there magic alien cats in Goldfinger or???

Oh buddy your brain is not deceiving you!!

Zunar-J-5/9 Doric-4-7 (or "Jake" if you're human and that's a mouthful) is the titular hero of "The Cat From Outer Space," questionably-aged Disney classic from 1978. He needs gold to repair his spaceship, you see.

#pfp lore unlocked #The Cat from Outer Space #movies #asks

bedupolker

Friends in different Time Zones

bedupolker

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

#art

iliothermia

Hello! Are there any subjects you want to draw but maybe you're worried it would be too different to your style and your audience might not respond to it?

I really love drawing cute animals.. But it's not what people know or care about my art for, so they don't get as much love- and then I get shy about posting them all. So.. Here

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

abandoned thermal power plant | Hungary

photography by Andreas S

#location #Hungary

corvidcall

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

o0fyuu0o

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

sun-cheyne

Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.

snowriddenwolf

just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.

mechanicalriddle

i have asthma & keep one of these running in my room perpetually. after I set it up the difference in my sleep quality was pretty much night and day. Dont waste your time on proprietary air filters; SIMPLY bust out the duct tape

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

#poetry #you're a kitty!

highladyluck

There should be a German word for the certainty that a work of fiction about a global pandemic was written pre-Covid-19.

highladyluck

[The United States was] hard hit by Haden’s first wave but we and most other western and industrialized countries immediately coordinated our responses and locked down further immediate spread of the disease.

janiquebeingcreative

Nominating: Vorcoronanaivität 🥲

Pretty self explanatory, but vor = before, corona is obvious and Naivität =naivety.

Not a thing yet, but perfectly understandable and sadly needed.

shadowen

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#book which I am going to log off and read Now #thank you post

thegroovyarchives

"My whimsical kitten" Cross Stitch Patterns From Lovely Cross-Stitch Designs, Nihon Vogue, 1983.

#art #you're a kitty!

autumngracy

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

#PHM

bitchydragondoodle

Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that

cameoappearance

I was today years old when I learned that particular euphemism

skyliting

I was also today years old. Fandom codes man

gnollgirl

Reblogging to spread knowledge about the Premise, because I absolutely love that bit of fandom, and I want to make sure that it survives. (and yay to everyone who is part of today’s 10,000!)

transformativeworks

This post is in the Fanlore Article

#fandom history #always reblog #the premise #to boldly gay

pineappical

kalapastangan

#PHM

i-still-mask-because

i was housebound for 3 years from long covid, and even though i'm back on my feet now the risk isn't worth it. also i love to say "i love your mask!" it makes me happy when i see others out and about. special little club

😷

#mask up

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????