"C-control is my life man"

[thechaosofwar]

Uncontested fact

People who play boros or mono red in EDH are the strongest race

[butchlesbianfozziebear-deactiva]

So my friend just texted me this

[thechaosofwar]

noice

[redcoldangel]

youre an overdramatic whiny little bitch tbh. noone gives a shit about your dumbass love triangle shit. also bisexuality isnt even a thing if you were whining about the dude so much your obviously straight. just delet your blog. or better yet kill yourself.

You should be a comedian.

[fuck----you----bitxch-blog]

lol you think im joking. just kill yourself already so we dont have to listen to your whiny ass anymore

[d3ligurl]

excuse me???? please do not talk to my friend that way like?????? why would you fucking say that to someone?????? how could you type out to someone that they should kill themselves?? and how could you say bisexuality isnt real cause it is a real fucking thing. its ayjays blog and they can post whatever the fuck they want to.

[fuck----you----bitxch-blog]

lol if she can post what she wants then so can i and im saying she should kill herself. and so should you actually little bitch thinking you can tell me what to do shut the fuck up

and no its not you everyone likes one or the other stop making stuff up that isnt real just to suit your dumb ass liberal bullshit

[redcoldangel]

It’s one thing to attack me but don’t attack Lizette. You’re right, you can post whatever you want. If telling me to kill myself makes you happy, then do it. No one is stopping you. But you know what? I’m gonna stay alive just to piss you off. 😘

[thechaosofwar]

hey bud

fuck off, yeah?

and stop being a little kid, man

if you ACTUALLY have a problem with people posting opinions, bleach is an AMAZING alternative to water for people like you.

don’t be an autist, stay away from your drugs bud.

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[eziocauthon89]

At first I felt betrayed but then

[thechaosofwar]

nice m+(f-1)+m+(f-1)

[15-dollars-and-a-dream]

Creature (20) 4 Gudul Lurker 2 Triton Shorestalker 3 Invisible Stalker 2 Higure, the Still Wind 2 Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni 3 Ninja of the Deep Hours 2 Throat Slitter 2 Mistblade Shinobi Non-Creature (18) 3 Artful Dodge 3 Ronin Warclub 3 Mana Leak 3 Familiar’s Ruse 3 Murderous Cut 3 Doom Blade

[thechaosofwar]

This is GORGEOUS, and I love the people who made it. <3

[uffdathegreat]

FYI

[thechaosofwar]

> not including gambit

fuck

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

TamaDoroKuru, whoever you are, that’s your voice now.

Original post from elliexer

[uffdathegreat]

Hey flavoracle I found the voice I read your posts in. Especially that Villain 4 way fight post a while back

[thechaosofwar]

what

[wizardsmagic]

Oh and one more thing, M15 and Theros cycle out with origins yeah?

They will cycle out after Battle for Zendikar (Blood) releases in the fall.

[thechaosofwar]

Most people at my local shop are like this TBH, either super-netdeckers or someone else builds them a deck and they claim they made it on their own. It’s kinda annoying.

[markrosewater]

If someone who died before their spark was lit, and then they were brought back from the dead, could their spark ignit while they're a zombie?

A question for Doug. My guess is no but it’s just a guess.

[thechaosofwar]

Bo Levar is an example of this, he died as Captain Crucias. He was never made into a card, but he was mentioned in the first book of the Time Spiral cycle.

Source: http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Bo_Levar

[edeer-moved]

lead them or f a l l

[thechaosofwar]

This is absolutely fucking gorgeous and I think I want twenty of it.

[thechaosofwar]

Not mine, but funny. Flavor is essentially all blue players I’ve played against.

[dungeonsdonuts-deactivated20200]

Good DM Dan.

[dungeonsdonuts-deactivated20200]

The fact that this has almost 200 notes is ridiculous…

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Good DM Dan is a fucking scholar and saint.

[radioactive-dingo]

ahhhh god I miss playing D&D so much.

[whymtgcardsmith]

This card makes me upset for some reason

Gonna be honest here. For the first time ever on this blog, I am speechless.

[glamourslime]

But the original counterspell only needed 2 blue mana to cast… Why would you intentionally make it worse

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I am fucking losingg it

[dailymtgflavortext]

lolwut

What even is this? Why would someone remake Cancel, then give it the name of another card that already exists but is strictly better? That’s like making another Scathe Zombies but calling it Walking Corpse and using that artwork.

“See this Gray Ogre? Yeah, I call him Blightsteel Colossus. Pls don’t steal my idea.”

[thechaosofwar]

Okay, but why? There is no purpose to this, like... “Oh, this is counterspell but it costs the same as cancel” Moderately annoyed.

[chandra-nalaar]

jacebeleren.jpg

planeswalkers in flavor text:

planeswalkers in the novels/uncharted realms:

[thechaosofwar]

I want like, twenty of it.