ok so bucci gang + Trish + Giorno time together in the canon story is only around a week, which already has a LOT going on during it.
i tried to squeeze the hamon cat in various points of the cannon story and it felt pretty forced & out of place everytime so…….....
i guess i could write after part 5 ended, or an everyone survived au?
for now i'm focusing on la squadra instead, specifically at the two years before part 5 started. my general idea is to write throughout those two years in the story & have them interact with the Hamon cat, eventually (maybe?) have the two groups join foces to defeat Diavolo together.
i'm kinda sad cuz i thought i had it & underestimated how hard it was actually going to write, but i'm happy i at least tried instead of immediately giving up. thanks for reading & have a great day/night🌸
UPDATE!!! (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
uploads will be later than i thought, sorry!!!
i'm around halfway on a bucci gang X cat oneshot, but i wrote it in Pompeii with characters who canonically WEREN'T there like Mista. i didn't remember the show as well as i hoped, i'm rewatching some episodes to make this fanfic fit the show's cannon timeline & events more accurately.
so i'm re-writing it a little. ✎ᝰ.ᐟ⋆⑅˚₊
clues for the scenarios in the fic ⤵︎
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Hi everyone, I'm currently working on a bucci gang fanfic & a Morioh fanfic with the Hamon cat. I think I'll call it "kitty/feline adventures", or something similar if it becomes a series. (I'll do other jjba parts too if you want, don't worry😽)
Also I plan on continuing the spinosaurus/Yautja fanfic, or maybe re-writing it since my writing was is kinda weird. Anyhow, thanks for reading & I hope you have a great day/night. Byyyyyyye ♡
i haven't even been here long, thank you all so much!!!😭
i'm currently watching Gachiakuta & Dungeon Meshi, i'll write fics for those once i've finished. promise (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
A/N: I've only watched only the first few seasons & movies as a kid, so might be rusty.
Jessie's hair takes a TON of work, not just hair gel/spray, but she probly also uses bond repair & other stuff to keep her hair super healthy. might teach James if he's interested in hair care.
Despite their occupation, Jessie and James are surprisingly good with kids. Specifically toddlers and babies. (Both human and pokemon)
James, Jessie and meowth might be part of a questionable organization but they would stand for the rights of oppressed minorities/groups.
Have their rules on what pokemon are "morally ok to steal", won't take a service/assistance pokemon (yes, even if it's a shiny).
This whole trio is neurodivergent in one way or another, all give heavy ADHD vibes & James might also be autistic.
Jessie and James are platonic, but might have had hidden crushes on echother a few times but were to shy to say anything.
Neither Jessie or James are straight! They're either Bi or Pan.
James knows how to sew, makes their disguises, Jessie styles their hair & both know how to do makeup.
James would LOVE a back and forth info dumps about special interests, one of his being bottle caps & would gladly listen to the other person's passion.
Jessie and James probably had bad dreams for a while after releasing Arbok and Weezing. Knew it was the right choice but still miss them sometimes.
Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, oneshots, headcanons, fem/gn reader X character, Character X Character, human/non-human reader, platonic, romance, smut...? maybe in the future ( ˶>˶˶<˶)
I won't write -
Fandoms that I haven't stated I write for, anything that's Non-con, inc3st, pdf-philia, z00philia, n3crophilia, Adult x Minor smut/romance, aged up characters, yandere/stalker/abusive s/o X reader, self harm, heavy/extreme kinks or fetishes, Sadism or masochism.
⟡ Please be detailed & specific in your requests.
⟡ i won't open links sent in requests/comments for my own safety.
⟡ if you want to show me something, send a name/what to google.
⟡ typos may appear since english isn't my first language.
i'll start fanfic suggestions in about a week or two~
english isn't my first language, but i look forward to learning & writing better fanfics in the future. again thank you all ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚
JJBA battle tendency fanfic writting tips plz? ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
i want to make a fanfic (or multiple idk) with a wlw reader, i don't see it all that much & thought "why not?"
i want to make the reader an absolute chaos gremlin (¬ᴗ ´¬ ).
openly hating n@zis, independent, a menace in battle either with hamon or just ridiculously good at self defence.
openly talk about liking women as if it's the weather. "been told my whole life women are the fairer sex, yet when I agree with that I'M "crazy"?! ridiculous", "haven forbid, a woman has good taste.",
"of course i like women, have you seen them?!"
BTW i'm open to write WLW for jjba parts 1-6.
thanks for reading untill the end (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
imagine if aliens found out about human ⋆˙⟡beauty standards ⋆˙⟡ ⭑⚝🛸๋࣭ ⭑⚝
disclaimer:
this is a very generalized post about beauty standards.
i don't judge anyone for what they do with their own bodies.
it is meant purely as a joke and no, i'm not hating on straight people.
with all that being said, let's go. ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ
🔬alien researcher: ummm... commander...?
🎖️alien commander: yes, how are your findings going?
🔬alien researcher: well... we've repeatedly noticed during our observation that... humans aspire to look certain ways… they get quite upset if they fail the criteria… or if others of their kind don't match, they… get quite mean towards them.
🎖️alien commander: they've developed "rules" for "beauty" than?
i assume they like the most healthy & genetically fit, quite understandable to want to protect one's gen pool.
🔬alien researcher: well about that....
🎖️alien commander: hmmm?
🔬alien researcher: we've compare old & new data from the last few centuries to get a better understanding… and it seems said "beauty rules" have little to do with their health or genetics.
🎖️alien commander: go on... what's their purpose?
🔬alien researcher: it's for social status commander, they so to speak "flex" either their access to resources & seem a tad obsessed with proving their self restraint to others of their kind.
🎖️alien commander: how so?
🔬alien researcher: some males work quite hard to develop their muscles, but also limit substance consumption so their muscles are more visible.
🎖️alien commander: huh... weird.... no wonder they are cranky….
do the females demand this… physic in their chosen mates?
🔬alien researcher: not really...
🎖️alien commander: what do you mean "not really"?
🔬alien researcher: the females seem to prefer males with a healthier physic, we hypothesize the "stronger" looking physic is to intimidate other males & avoid being picked on by said other males.
🎖️alien commander: alright....
well, surely the female's rules are better than this right?
🔬alien researcher: i fear not, commander...
a worrying amount of females do the opposite. they limit substance consumption far more than males & limit their exercise, we fear they are damaging their health to appear attractive to males.
🎖️alien commander: WHO in their right mind would want a malnourished mate? what else do they do?
🔬alien researcher: hmmmm.... mostly females do this but...
they also have this habit of removing those growths-no hair from their skin. some rip out while others cut it off.
🎖️alien commander: like a trim?
🔬alien researcher: no, they glide this knive contraption across their skin around once a week. areas like the armpits accumulate strong scents over time, so removing the danse hair there helps with that.
but they do it EVERYWHERE else too...
🎖️alien commander: wait don't they keep their manes & eye hair?
🔬alien researcher: they do, oddly those specifically they seem to prefer as dense as possible.
🎖️alien commander: why just those?
🔬alien researcher: a sign of good health.
🎖️alien commander: isn't the REST also a good sigh of health?!
🔬alien researcher: yes it is, commander.
their hair seems to grow danser in adulthood.
🎖️alien commander: put the traits into the computer.
let's see what those "ideal humans" look like.
🔬alien researcher: okie! and... oh... oh dear universe.
(the image is basically "Y/N & CEO".
an over masculine man & a female CHILD)
🎖️alien commander: o-o-ohhh... w-well what about the same sex attracted ones?! surely they aren't as... illogically.. picky too, right...?
🔬alien researcher: from our observation they seem far less inclined to either care or follow those "beauty rules". some females seem to prefer bigger healthy females, comfort each other about height & so on.
it's the same with males relationships from what we observed.
told from reader's POV, reader never saw/interacted with yautjas.
yautja referred to as: thing, hatchling, creature, etc...
reader is an animal/dinosaur so expect the logic of one.
you stretched as you woke up from an afternoon nap, yawning while forcing your drowsy self up, you shook off some dirt as you adjusted. Then headed to patrol your territory once again, an automatic routine for you at this point. An adult spinosaurus has little to worry about, but caution always served you well & it kept you alive so far...
you've walked around, admiring both the scenery & the prime fishing spots you've scored yourself over the years, a few large portions of lakes rich with life. But as you've heard rustling in the foliage you quickly rose to your hind legs, trying to asses the danger by sight & sound rather than smell. Unfortunately spino's sense of smell isn't as developed as other predators of similar size. You were on high alert, suspicious of the slightest disturbance & kept hearing clicking of an unfamiliar species. Just WHAT was that...?
as it jumped out of its hiding & roared you've stiffened in surprise, but as you've processed what you're looking at… you've ended up only more confused than before. that... thing? stood straight on its hind legs & was clearly challenging you, but it was also so… small… silly even, like an over confident hatchling. it looked so strange, where is it's tail?! how does it even walk?! it's so... straight and stiff and bulky.
a threatening rumbling sounds from your chest as you've turned sideways to the creature, showing off your dorsal sail & how much larger you are. but instead of being scared off or even slightly cautious, this thing only seemed to get… excited?
it charged at you, But a quick swat of your tail sent it flying a few feet back. you've made an annoyed huff as you turned & headed towards the nearby river, assuming the creature would scatter off like many other animals it's size did in your presence...
but the hatchling thingy? had different plans.
a weird light nearly missed you, leaving a scorched mark at the lake's edge, as you looked back you saw the creature quickly getting up & now had this growth(?) from its shoulder (it's a Plasmacaster).
WHAT?! HOW?! NOPE NOPE NOPE!
you swiftly dove into the river for safety, this thing is so bulky so surely it couldn't swim & you needed some time to figure this out...
SPLASH!!!!
Basically y/n (or reader) solves her (or their) problems by acting like a stray cat, like literally have the same attitude as a street cat.
get too close in their face? either getting swatted at, or a quick fake "air bite" near your face to make you back off. if it's a creep doing this than reader would actually bite their face, what are they gonna do about it?!
cuddling but not paying attention to them? CHOMP!!!
if reader likes you? personal space?! never heard of her ᓚᘏ𑄝
cuddles on their terms, better with showing love/affection through actions rather than words. leaves and or makes you gifts.💌
Platonic Yautjas x pregnant human reader, except she acts like a feral cat who hates them & just like a mama stray cat is over-protective of her baby/babies ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧
general idea: reader is 3~4 months pregnant (still can fight, run & be a menace) & trapped somewhere/ is in trouble. evil android like david 8/bad blood yautja/xenomorphs/etc…
this fanfic is meant to be entirely platonic when it comes to interactions/relationships between yautjas and humans.
i think i'll either not disclose reader's pregnancy, or i'll make different versions for types of relationships between humans. 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
any advice & tips are greatly appreciated.