Agus

hello friends how are you this fine day

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[woman-respecter]

its that time of year where people on tumblr are shouting “if you donate to AO3 and not my personal gofundme you are EVIL”

[womany]

ok but what are they doing with $270K??

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

well as it happens, the otw is a nonprofit so they actually make their annual budgeting and expense reports public (spoiler: most of it goes toward servers and paying contractors)

[filow-deactivated20210517]

“what are they doing with $270k” is probably the dumbest question you could ask. even without looking at their budget, ao3 is a huge nonprofit website that millions of people access in a single day. probably at the same time as well. there’s tons of data and variables and complex coding involved, what the fuck do you think they’re doing with the money oh my god

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

hookers and blow, obviously

[mikkeneko]

reblog to increase the hookers and blow budget for the AO3 moderators 

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Only People Who Can See RED Really Well Can Read These Words

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

[bunjywunjy]

8/10 but fuck, OW.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

You

This post has gotten 18,000 notes in the last 36 hours. And you @bunjywunjy are patient zero.

[uncle-beanbag]

They’re all blank

[hoardofhyperfixations]

....I got an ad for a movie about a guy with schizophrenia....but it wasn't a horror movie....it was a love story!! Fuck yeah, movie!!

[c-h-pictures]

I don’t know why, but I don’t believe this exists.

[smileyzs]

It does, i saw the ad for it myself

[c-h-pictures]

Can someone link me this?

[smileyzs]

https://youtu.be/kjXPI0K6C8M

I think its this but im not quite sure

[c-h-pictures]

I love this already, I have tears. If they mess this up -

I need to figure out how to explain to my parents that I need to see this without going into the workings of my mental health now.

I genuinely have tears just from this trailer.

[psychopcmpz]

yes yes yes!!! ok ok so this is based off of a book i have it somewhere but its like. a good sized novel and its literally so good if you thought the trailer was good pls go read it oh my gods

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

I'm gonna fucking cry

A movie about a TEENAGE boy with SCHIZOPHRENIA that's ISNT a horror movie, has a BLACK FEMALE as one of the main characters, DOESN'T put the main character down for his mental disorder, let's the character BE MORE THAN HIS MENTAL DISORDER, let's him have A MAIN INTEREST AND HOBBY which is cooking and not something like SCIENCE which they usually give to all schizophrenics or people with mental disorders as a stereotype, AND SO MUCH MORE

I'm going to cry.

[ollovaemisc]

HI GUYS. FUNNY THING?? THE AUTHOR WAS MY CREATIVE WRITING TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL!! SHES HE SWEETEST PERSON AND I'LL ADD HER IG LATER!! SHES WONDERFUL AND KIND AND GREAT AT TEACHING!!

[januceit]

I don’t have schizophrenia but I’m emotional because I know how important this is. I love it so much omg

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Hey guys, good news, this movie comes out TODAY! August 21, 2020, so anyone who sees this post? This movie is out!

[fuks]

[cwhapd]

[coolxatu]

king

[thekwikemart]

[ceruleanthing]

Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

[ceruleanthing]

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

[ceruleanthing]

“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

What does that mean

[ceruleanthing]

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

[ceruleanthing]

We gotta go see

In the fire nation

[ceruleanthing]

Those damn heterosexuals

[ceruleanthing]

Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

[ceruleanthing]

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

[ceruleanthing]

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

[ceruleanthing]

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

[ceruleanthing]

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

[ceruleanthing]

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

[ceruleanthing]

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

[ceruleanthing]

The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

Oh shitfire

[ceruleanthing]

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

[ceruleanthing]

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

[ceruleanthing]

!!!! A GREMLIN

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

[ceruleanthing]

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

[ceruleanthing]

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

[ceruleanthing]

KATARA MOSES

[ceruleanthing]

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

[ceruleanthing]

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

[ceruleanthing]

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

[ceruleanthing]

I command this episode to stop murdering me

[ceruleanthing]

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

[ceruleanthing]

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

[ceruleanthing]

Can these children never catch a fucking break

[ceruleanthing]

What the fuck is going on

[ceruleanthing]

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

[ceruleanthing]

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

[ceruleanthing]

OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

[ceruleanthing]

“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

…..me @ me

[ceruleanthing]

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

[ceruleanthing]

“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

[ceruleanthing]

Sparkysparky boom man!

[ceruleanthing]

S Sweatbending

[ceruleanthing]

ᵒʰ

[ceruleanthing]

bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

[ceruleanthing]

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

[ceruleanthing]

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

[ceruleanthing]

“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

:D

:D

:D!!!!

[ceruleanthing]

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

[ceruleanthing]

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

[ceruleanthing]

“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

[ceruleanthing]

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

[ceruleanthing]

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

[ceruleanthing]

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

[ceruleanthing]

Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

Me:

[ceruleanthing]

Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

[ceruleanthing]

graMP GRAMP

[ceruleanthing]

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

[ceruleanthing]

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

[ceruleanthing]

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

[brawltogethernow]

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

[reactionfaces]

[thefruitloop-chan]

If the lil lord joke comes real. I would die laughing

[mapsontheweb]

The US if every state was named like West Virginia

[gentrychild]

(All of Class A except Shoto are relaxing in the common area)

Mina: So…Midoriya, have you ever noticed Todoroki is a bit of a conspiracy theorist? I mean I’m pretty sure I overheard him theorizing I’m an alien!

Kirishima: Yeah! And he asked me if me and Tetsu were brothers and Crimson Riot our father!

Izuku: Oh yeah! I’ve known that since the Sports Festival!

Kaminari: Really? What’d he ask you?

Izuku: He thought All Might was my biological father! [starts laughing] 

Izuku: [trails off as he notices nobody else is and they’re all giving him a strange look]

Tsuyu: Is he…not?

[adelle-ein]

the red dragon returns at dawn.

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[sageofstars]

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

[sageofstars]

“i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

[wahbegan]

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

[sageofstars]

“Love Note” erasure poem by Ben Aaron

[llatimeria]

(source)

[llatimeria]

i’d like to point out that when i made this post, all of these comments were at the top, but now if you look at the thread they’ve been replaced by completely different comments 

so please, for the love of god, look at the source link this thread is a neverending source of entertainment. people have added so much fucking shit since i made this

[greenandhazy]

I was proctoring an exam for a student today while reading these, and I had to stop because I got to this one and almost fucking died

[curlicuecal]

these are making my day

[curlicuecal]

Okay, this one’s killing me:

[thebabbagepatch]

These ones got me:

[pbandjesse]

Ooohhh noo I can’t breathe and there are literal tears streaming down my face

[cricketcat9]

Have a very, VERY good laugh people

[thelennystorm]

Because I’ve lost control of my life, here’s a parallel companion piece to Regrets called Reinvigoration™: Midoriya Izuku Edition.

(Orpheus is halfway through its next chapter, don’t worry)