cocobread

i am impertinent, prfp : viria

[thecocobread]

yearning is all shits and giggles until it starts consuming all your waking thoughts and dreams

[thecocobread]

men feel good about doing the bare minimum and then there's adrien agreste falling in love with the same girl twice

[oscarcito]

"They've been practicing this for hours and they're still going to get it wrong"

[georgiasbrainstuff]

The Schuyler Sisters Leclerc Siblings

Did this video need to be made? Absolutely not. Did I spend hours putting it together anyway because my brain wouldn't let me stop? Yes. Somebody help me.

[thecocobread]

it's so sad when you go through your call logs and their contact is just another phone number

[lilywalkers]

for me the pjo tv series is like a whole different thing than the books, becus of how many plot points are changed. like, we know about may castellan a little earlier, the hephaestus death chair thingy, grover being a conniving little shit, and so on. i kinda like the new take, because it's like i get to just experience the story for the first time again

[supermaks]

ask a child to draw a car and they will certainly draw it red wid some fuckass blue accents and 38 different hp logos

[queenhelenblackthorn]

I'm begging the tiktok girlies to take their foot off my neck

[ampresandian]

Taylor Swift's The Prophecy song is absolutely pjo coded I just can't decide which character it is most

[staaapler]

what do you MEAN you don’t think Annabeth Chase gives off “But Daddy I Love Him”? It’s literally about Annabeth telling Athena she truly loves Percy

thank you @nizotine for the song request!!! <333 /p

[summertimemaxness-deactivated20]

taylor swift, imgonnagetyouback // lance stroll, 2023 singapore gp

[ivadrifts7]

"you're on your own kid" is so him 🥹

[danahart]

somebody tell that bitch sebastian vettel that i fucking love him

[valyrfia]

max won his first wdc in his 7th season of f1. charles is just starting his 7th. we often forget how young they both are. he has a lot of time to win his first and he will.

there is a beautiful mathematical ratings model which states all this in data for people who wants stats. charles’ ceiling is as high as max and has the potential to even go higher if we assume max is driving at his best atm which imo he has yet to reach his final form lol. and for context, both their ceilings are higher than lewis fucking hamilton and alonso. carlos is a good driver but this is as good he is going to get.

if you want to look at some numbers,

https://f1mathematicalmodel.com/2023/12/20/2023-f1-driver-ratings/comment-page-1/#comments

Anon thank you for showing me this. This was a BEAUTIFUL read and one that I will be perusing over for the next several days probably. Everybody should go take a look. Not only does it prove that Charles and Max are pretty much in a league of their own on the current grid, but I also really enjoyed the McLaren part of that analysis, that proves that Lando actually is probably worth the hype, but only until 2026 where Oscar might surpass him at his current gain. All in all, a BRILLIANT piece of science, thank you for this anon.

[thearchercore]

MANDATORY READ

[thearchercore]

anyways here's max and charles being absolute losers

[maxfurshtappanleclair]

Girlies out here saying "He's so precious" and it's just a photo of a smiling Dutch-Belgian 3-time Formula 1 WDC with an embarrassing crush on a Monégasque twink and I tend to agree, he's so precious.

[introspectivememories]

nah because crofty is genuinely insane because why would you say that about your coworker???? and to his face??? "this man knows lewis hamilton. friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover." hello???? why are you saying that to nico rosberg's face???? why are you, as the lead f1 commentator, writing fanfiction about your coworker???? about him and his ex???? and also, what an insane thing to say about someone else's relationship!!! "everything but a lover"... just show them having gay sex onscreen, it would be less intimate than whatever the hell you just said.