The Coffin

18 years old | Prince/Hades/Coffin | Hello, we are The Coffin System! we create art, roleplay (SFW) and write occasionally! | ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

[thecoffinsys]

I do not know why The Coffin chose me, but it did. And I think that it always had. The song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. ⚰️

Statement Begins.

We are The Coffin, a traumagenic polyfragmented system that, on rare occasions, has time to creep from our tomb and post random content on this hellsite.

🥀 Basic Info

🦇 Collective names are Prince or Coffin

🦇 Pronouns are He/Vamp

🦇 Major

🥀 BYI

🦇 Endos and/or radqueers DNI

🦇 We do not owe you an explanation on our mental condition. If you have questions, feel free to ask away but we do NOT owe you a diagnosis.

There is a fracture in my mind. Perhaps it can soothe my tortured soul. ⚰️

[alex-sondheimsversion]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”

Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???

[thesharktist]

Yeah well I have a wasp's nest in my attic

[thecoffinsys]

Yeah, and like, I don't really know why it chose me? But like, the song is loud and beautiful and shit man. I'm so very afraid.

[thecoffinsys]

ARTFIGHT 2025 TEAM FOSSILS

now let's see the lineup I have so far... :]

(Also we're The_Coffin on AF if you wanna follow........)

In order, OCs belong to:

1. NaraBea06

2. Greykiau

3. ghostlyz_

4. Arsoness69420

5. Azari_0O1

6. GwenCat

MESSAGE ME/COMMENT YOUR ARTFIGHT USER IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO ATTACK YOU!!! I can only adequately do humanoid characters so I'm sorry to the lovely feral-havers out there!

I'm also happy to do chains this year! :D

[lewisthestrange-deactivated2025]

[lakevida]

lol he doesnt even know

[lakevida]

terribly sorry sir it wont happen again

[lakevida]

lmfaooo dude

[thecoffinsys]

hello fellow system with the same system name 😭 (we're also called the coffin system, we held the @thecoffinsystem handle for years.)

OH MY GOD HELLO? And dude you're like so much cooler than we are 😭 don't even pay attention to us man.

Though I will say... this is better than us going by vampguts (old system name).... I shiver at the thought.

-Tim

[bezsemisem]

Season 5 in a nutshell

[thecoffinsys]

I just stimmed an unreasonable amount over this.

God I'm autistic.

[cometcrystal]

[littlebug-boy]

One time i saw someone call jmart ‘jartin sackwood’ and i never recovered. I think about it every day. I just call them that now

[sata-cable]

[thecoffinsys]

Something just shifted in my brain.

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[clearestbluest]

<3

[shining-bewear]

[thecoffinsys]

And I think as a system, it ended so prematurely that it feels like you are constantly chasing to have it back. To see that person from across the stress and run to try and catch them, only to see them vanish out of sight or a car run you right over before you get to the other side. To see things that remind you of being a child, only to sob in the middle of a store recalling something painful rather than sentimental. To have a little front when they see a food we used to eat when we were small, only to feel sick at the thought of eating it. To live each and every day with a painful reminder of a childhood that could have been — that SHOULD have been, and all we can do is grieve it.

Our childhood never left us. It never had the chance to begin. And we live with that pain every day, having been robbed of innocence and of childlike freedom.

But we can create our childhood, one trauma healed and processed at a time.

Here's to healing, and to finally being a child. It is possible.

[not-avril]

The trope I appreciate very much

[plurapony]

guide for how to spot someone who is faking DID for dummies!!!

1. you can't!!

2. no like seriously you can't!!

okay i hear you, i hear you! apparently the crowd has some comments about things that DEFINITELY means someone is faking so let's address them!

high part count/significant change in part count: part counts entirely are focused on your window of tolerance, of you've got a low window of tolerance odds are you are going to split from minor stress! and as you move further through recovery you'll most likely discover more and more parts you never knew existed!! (also anyone who quotes "average amount of alters" you make me barf seriously)

introjects: bleh. introjects can literally be anything even people without did introject. anyone who fakeclaims over introjects you're so dramatic plssss get a GRIP!!! it's not that deep!!

misinformation: mfers love to say that did is a complex disorder and then act shocked when someone gets something wrong. IT'S OKAY TO BE WRONG!!! we used to believe in core theory I promise you, you are going to get things wrong time and time again and you will learn!!! it's okay!!

positivity: ugh not this again. can't a mfer be joyful and whimsy while having did without getting fakeclaimed?? positivity is good and positivity doesn't mean the absence of negativity!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LOVE YOUR SYSTEM! they've done a lot for you and I promise you a little bit of positivity will do you some good! it's not healthy to lay in your own misery your entire life - this disorder is not a death sentence guys. cmon.

age: oh my god? people can find out they have a disorder formed in childhood before they are legally adult? WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK?? some people get therapy early in life, some people just find out, it happens and if it bothers you that 15 year olds have did - maybe you should take a step back?? mayhaps?

message is, you don't know what someone's been through and you don't know their symptoms just because they have a public blog on the internet. they are still a stranger! worry about yourself, worry about what you can to make yourself happy and leave people ALOOONE!!!!!!

anyways systems I LOVEEE YOUUUUU don't let any idiots fakeclaiming get to you I promise you! you know yourself more than idiots on the internet! take care!!!!

[thecoffinsys]

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[boycreature12-deactivated202602]

vampirism can be apart of any subculture. that loser at the punk concert wants to suck your blood. that scene kid at the mall is growing fangs. that decora kei girl is actually looking at a wiki how of how to transform into a bat on her phone.

[thecoffinsys]

Me

[thecoffinsys]

So, I recently saw someone do this cool thing where they took quotes from alters in their system and put it in a poll- and whoever got the most votes, an intro would be made for them so uhhhhhhhh Gonna do that lol! So here are a bunch of quotes made by people in system, and uhhh whoever gets picked the most we'll make a shitty dollar store introduction for them with info we're comfy with sharing lol

Now, unlike the post we based this off of uh.... the quotes in our system aren't eloquent or poetic- which is funny, considering we make poetry and elegance our whole personality. But hey.

The Coffin System Once Said...

"Yeah lalala me to hell please and thank you"

"Go "slay" somewhere else, front is crowded"

"K. Y. S. , K. Y. S. , na-na-na-na-na-" *in the tune of c'est comme ca*

"Is me being a badass bitch tied to trauma"

"Dear unreal Jesus, what in the Heavens"

"Do you ever put your bones in the fucking microwave?"

"What in the Edgar Alan Hoe did you just say?"

"I'm a boob destroyer"

"Hes pretty but he's stupid.. so my type in men-"

"Eat his heart out and then break his nose!"

Voting ended onJan 19, 2025

[mxrbutch]

the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"

[thecoffinsys]

A-tier partner, I fear.

We have a lot of compulsions relating to patterns in the flooring, for instance: tiles. And every time we step on a crack, we have to go back and step back and forth on the tiles until we feel like we've fixed our mistake. And very often, our partners are left standing there like 🧍‍♂️

Like... bro we're supposed to be going on a silly mall date why are you doing a 2-step on these tiles rn

[lizards0up]

reeeeaaally rough design sketches for liu and toby