Continuing the fuckery from the extension petition, today's entry is the Graduate School and its dean saying 'Actually, you need to defend by 12/23/26, and we will tell you at some point when your dissertation must be uploaded.'
There is basically a 3 month minimum of admin and committee lead time needed for a defense. 4 months is preferable.
To my knowledge, this is unprecedented. The other person in my cohort says her deadline is May, which is what she requested.
I have emailed all of this to my advisor (not included on the original email from the grad school with the official letter). And responded asking about the fact that it ends wishing me luck on my master's degree completion and if there was some sort of misunderstanding happening and if not, wtf. and then sent all of that to my outside reader and (hopeful) outside chair for their advice.
This was all at like noon today. I still have not heard anything from anyone. The only one who got anything done was our department coordinator, who manually enrolled me in the no credits class I have to take and pay for because the system said I had registered for it too many times. I am still within the allowed time to completion.
Now the dog won't stop scratching at me and a cat is between me and my laptop because I'm also at my parents' for the month.
My advisor remains deeply unhelpful. His response was "well. I guess that's the new deadline. Email my secretary to set up meetings. It's going to be a busy couple of months."
Cool.
I'm definitely not doing my best to not cry and despair. Thanks.





















