Literally just a Guy

Made this account when I was younger and got stuck here, I guess

[end0skeletal]

Lily Moth (Polytela gloriosae) and Caterpillar (x x x x)

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love nature. Look at this animal. It’s made of bowling alley carpet. Beautiful!

[pinetreepilgramage]

Jerma: no chat.. *laughs* I’m not gonna, I’m NOT gonna disavow StarClan and break the warriors code! I would never do that, who does that?

Jerma, a mere week later: Dark Forest Training Stream

[pizza-thecat]

mow again

[oars-deactivated20250629]

girl are you sure???????????????

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[antlord325]

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

[thesensitivepervert]

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[hydeingmycrimes]

I drew

👀 shall I draw again? Perhaps

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[unpeeled-human]

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

[unpeeled-human]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[ivy-michaels]

Not to be a pedant, but everyone saying that JK Rowling doing up skirts is sexual harassment is horrendously underselling it. That’s straight up sexual assault.

[gobelindoll]

im rereading project hail mary already dont judge