shark vs the universe
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
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Cosmic Funnies
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@thecrocsqueen
Black trans men with big loving brown eyes who quit straightening their hair and love themselves and love being Black men. you agree
hey btw to every Black transmasc who has reblogged this and said something to the effect of "hey this is me" in the tags. i love you. i can't describe the joy it makes me feel to read that. you are so fucking precious to me. please live. i love you. please be kind to yourself. i love you. i love you, i love you, i love you.
It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.
what happens if im all 3?
All three??
Really?
Sorry, more beautiful music Soundcloud Link
That makes me feel good! thank yuou
the beef will be thawed I swear to you
CRINE
FIH NO THAT IS A BAD IDEA
to the dishwasher beef doubters, I wish you a phenomenal rest of your weekend. I mean that genuinely
my stomach hurts
Honestly, I could see you becoming an AI bro. I doubt you will, but the vibes are there.
Just tell me to kill myself like the other hate comments do, man. I like those more than this.
Kill yourself
Thank you
How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me
Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.
Turns out I know everything about lesbians
This lesbian can confirm
today I got approved for receiving food stamps. I am so unbelievably happy. I went to the grocery store, I was very nervous the whole time but the food stamps card I got worked perfectly. I have so much delicious food and I'm so overjoyed and relieved
those is mcdonalds jeans?
Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up
theres a hourse in the dirve through
could you please stay on topic
based based based based
reasons to brush your teeth
delicious minty treat just for you
feels weird and fun
yum yummy mint flavor
brains when they see a routine 🧠🎉
powerful mouth
reasons I take my gummy multivitamin every morning
my daily fruit snack :)
certainly another reason
there must be
reasons I take my meds every morning
forgot
"what if I don't like mint"
"I don't like the taste of mint"
guys this post is about me spiraling into insanity please stay on topic
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?
you're cute and it's tuesday
I'm cute and it's tuesday
I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
what the. fuck
Who’s the tallest man alive?
Me with my patented Sky Boots
It seems my Sky Boots post didn't do so well. FUCK all of you.
Thin fucking ice.
i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this
of course you need a toad to hatch it but that's usually not an issue
