✧Twilight✧

I wish I had a sparkly vampire boyfriend 

[dianaofthemyscira]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA + Final Shots

Twilight (2008) New Moon (2009) Eclipse (2010) Breaking Dawn — Part 1 (2011) Breaking Dawn — Part 2 (2012)

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[bellaswanswife]

instead of wedding rings, edward and bella exchange onion rings made from the golden onion

[queer-twihard]

Mr. Molina in the audience:

[yourscloudy-deactivated20201028]

a cloudy halloween countdown ☾

#researching your supernatural girlfriend (inspo)

[casshoward]

Charlie’s Angels (2019)

[fiddlesolo]

edward after a minor inconvience, 1921-present day

[renegadepack]

leah: can you help me?

jacob: will you talk me through what i’m going through?

leah: absolutely not.

jacob: then find someone else to help you.

leah: oh damn, fine. ok. fine. but if you use the words “emotional roller coaster” i am o-u-t.

jacob: deal.

jacob: i just feel like i’m on this emotional… ride of some sort.

[starjumps-blog]

[emm3tt-cvllen]

Can we appreciate how everyone is waving Bella and Edward off on their honeymoon and Rosalie and Emmett are just stood there making out

[chnnmrgn]

We gonna play some baseball or what?

Please credit if used.

[rosalielesbianhale]

there are so many subplots and interesting characters to be explored in twilight

give me the denali women starting the succubus myth

give me a full book of wolf pack shenanigans

give me the egyptian coven with the narrative centred on benjamin and tia’s lives, starting from when they were human

give me leah’s story from her point of view

give me the events at volterra with the marcus and didyme storyline as the major plot

give me billy and charlie coping with the supernatural together now that they both know

give me the history of carlisle’s creator

but for the love of all that is holy, smeyer i am Begging you, do Not give me a book about renesmee and jacob becoming a couple

[ilovevampiressomuch]

yes she could have written so much. and instead. we have the same story written 3 different ways and some creepy pedophilia that may or may not be happening

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Graphical displays of how many times the Cullens’ names are mentioned in the texts: 

Graph 1: Original Series (Twilight + New Moon + Eclipse + Breaking Dawn)

Graph 2: Midnight Sun

Graph 3: Overall (Original Series + Midnight Sun)

Some observations:

Esme’s name is mentioned 461 times across five books, barely more than the 443 times Renesmee’s is mentioned in Breaking Dawn alone.

Emmett’s name is mentioned more in Midnight Sun alone than it is throughout the original four books combined.

For anyone interested, I’m dumping the raw data and accompanying notes below:

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[alicegotthestrap]

twilight au where bella's a bit more confrontational like renee and straight up asks edward what his fucking problem is when they first meet in biology

[jessicanjpa]

I love this, like seriously what would he say!?

[alicegotthestrap]

"its....the fluorescents???"

[the104yearoldvirgin]

“What the fuck is up Edward? No, what did you say dude? What the fuck? Dude, step the fuck up, Edward!” 

[mrs-bimbo]

“When I leave you wanna keep doing this. But then when I come around, you don’t wanna POST UP!”

[alicegotthestrap]

bella for the rest of the series at edward ONLY

[diamondkissle]

stop playing yourselves. you KNOW if Bella had given him ANY reason he’d have killed her and everyone in that room SO QUICK and that’s the TRUTH

[alicegotthestrap]

you know what i keep forgetting edwards crazy LMAOOOO

[cmpassionatesoul]

insp.

[stregoni-benefici]

𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑬𝒔𝒎𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝑰𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆

[a-sucker-for-rosalie-deactivate]

Esme really said “I am a milf and i want everyone at the wedding to know it”

[stregoni-benefici]

𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒏 (2009): 𝑹𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒗𝒐𝒍. 𝑰𝑰

[thecullens]

hi i love twilight and am looking for friends. pls don't hesitate to hit me up!! this community is so so great and i'd love to get to know you cool people (: