Alice Cullen enthusiast

emma | she/her | 22 | i'm a lesbian but jasper hale can like get it | cultens

[twihard4lyfe]

i found an ancient relic in a dollar store in spain. reblog for 17 years of good luck

[haletwinsstan]

Just spotted the term ‘twilight reformation’ for the first time and I’m obsessed with the image of someone hammering the 95 theses of the new interpretation of twilight to the door of tumblr dot com

[ohyoudosmellgood]

hsjkslaj judith i cant

[vintagealice]

nothing to see here folks... just carlisle putting up his 95 theses on vegetarianism

[college-pain-deactivated2021092]

Get to know me tag

Thanks to the lovely @potatodesignblr for the tag. I love these things!

Relationship status: Single

Fav color: Brown (around a coffee shade)

3 fav foods: Anything made from manioc; fish (it's mostly hack around here); a guava filled biscuit called "beliscão"

(But my favourite thing to cook are meatballs, my tomato sauce is considered a family treasure. I like food)

Last song I listened to: Listening to EA's Opheliac album right now

Last thing I googled: "Curta Mulheres Atonieta"

Song stuck in my head:  Velha roupa colorida by Belchior. Shout out to my sister who started singing this classic piece out of nowhere canceriana de merda

Dream trip: The only time I traveled abroad was to Buenos Aires. Didn't get to cross the river, so I really hope to see Montevideo someday

Anything I want: I could use less pain lmao

Tagging @hellishcreature and @thisgaybitch00 but only if you want to do it

[hellishcreature]

@college-pain

Thanks dear!

Relationship status: single 

Fav color: orange (sunset color)

3 fav foods: bobó de camarão, piamontese rice + madeira sauce (only eat those in special ocasions unfortunately). Cheese bread. I could eat cheese bread forever.

Last song I listened to: Redbone - Donald Glover 

Last thing I googled: “vacina não será obrigatória” // the vaccine will not be mandatory. the fascist president announced it today. 

Song stuck in my head:  still don't know my name - Labirinth

Dream trip: Motorcycle touring in South America. Learn everything I can. And sleep looking at the sky in the Atacama Desert. And to surf in Peru. Visit the salt desert in Bolivia (I have a thing for deserts). See the South America I study and could only experience through books and movies. (just like Che yes I’m coping him.) But like this is kinda dangerous, I’m a woman. You know how it is. So maybe a traditional roadtrip (with a car I mean). The motorcycle is so cool tho. I like motorcycles. Can I ride one? No. Do I have a motorcycle? No. But a girl can dream. One day who knows right

Anything I want: the hability to knock out a person with one punch. One punch woman. To live without fear being strong as FUCK jakdshadad. But like something realistic? Well I guess a way to live by myself but in this economy maybe this is unrealistic as well.

@scyllaramshorne @bellaswanandleahclearwater4eva I tag you two in everything lol I hope it's okay

@ifeellikeimfloating @paulxlahotee @lemonadebottlecap @xicamatl if you want to :) ?

[lemonadebottlecap]

Thank you for tagging me @hellishcreature! 💙

Relationship status: Single as fuck. Who wants to get married?

Fav color: don’t have one

3 favorite foods: green chicken chilaquiles, chicken parm, Buffalo chicken cheese fries

Last song I listened to: friends by band of skulls

Last thing I googled: “it’s always sunny dumpster baby episode”

Song stuck in my head: I swear I have elevator music in my head rn lol

Dream trip: I just wanna lay down in some empty, clean, white sand beach in a foreign country

Anything I want: to be Friday already

Tagging: @stregoni-benefici @that-crooked-smile @edwardseffervescentsnails

[stregoni-benefici]

💕💯 thank you @lemonadebottlecap

Relationship status: uhh this is getting personal, I have a partner

Fav colour: Black

3 favourite foods: bramborove placky, salad, veggie burgers

Last song: Roslyn by Bon Iver & St. Vincent

Song stuck in my head: now? Literally Haunting of Hill House tune

Dream trip: like atm my mind just wants to go anywhere to the mountains, Lake District or Highlands as I haven’t been for a while. But Transylvania hiking probably for this year.

Anything I want: finish MRes with distinction

Tagging: @haletwinsstan @blanca-diablo-eternally-endgame @twilight-af

[haletwinsstan]

Thank you for tagging me @stregoni-benefici !!!

Relationship status: single and failing to mingle

Fav colour: probably blue

3 favourite foods: pesto, chocolate, homemade pizza

Last song I listened to: Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira

Last thing I googled: bronwyn davies a body of writing

Song stuck in my head: Fliiiiiiiightleeeees biihiiiiiird, Ameeeeericaaaan Mooouuuuuth  (that’s all my brain has been doing for the past 3 hours

Dream trip: my friends and I were supposed to go to Naples in April but it fell through (obviously) and I reaaaaally want to go!!!

Anything I want: for this essay to be finished I know it’s all I talk about but I am DYING

I tag: @emmettisapowerbottom​ @carlislesscarf​ @emmettsleftnut​ @edwardseffervescentsnails​

[emmettsleftnut]

Thanks for the tag, love 💕

Relationship status: astronomically alone, and ready to mingle

Fav colour: somewhere between a green and blue, like the ocean on a nice day

3 favourite foods: pineapple, mango and ceaser salad

Last song I listened to: flightless bird, American mouth (it’s iconic idk what you want from me)

Last thing I googled: “what is thanksgiving about”

Song stuck in my head: give me a home among the Gumtree’s (an Aussie classic)

Dream trip: I’d love to go to Africa to work with the animals over there, it would be an absolute dream

Anything I want: to not fail my animal science course lmao

Tagging: @influenzabella @twinaissance @vintagealice @thebluetint ✨💕

[vintagealice]

thanks for the tag sweetie 💓💞

relationship status: happily taken by my beautiful girlfriend 🥰

fav color: green! (because it's good)

favorite foods: churros and everything else my grandma prepares me

last song i listened to: promise by ben howard

last thing i googled: the postal code for my grandma's town because i miss her and i'm sending her a postcard tomorrow

song stuck in my head: roslyn by bon iver and st. vincent, since it's raining and i can't help myself

dream trip: right now just seeing my family i guess ik it's lame but i miss them and i haven't seen everybody in over a year now

anything i want: to have my gf here with me right now

tagging: @ohyoudosmellgood @thecullens

[angels-thanat0s]

Google your name, favorite color, and the word aesthetic

Pick 4 images you like and you have yourself a moodboard 💖

I was tagged by @romanticize-and-decay tysm I loved this!

Im tagging @teamjacobthot @witchyangela and @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

this was super cute!! (I have two fave colors - pink and blue)

@paulxlahotee @renegadepack @inthemiddleofmymidnight @emmettisapowerbottom @leahclearwaterdefensesquad if any of y’all wanna do this!!

[emmettisapowerbottom]

This is adorable and I love my lil pink moodboard 🥺 thanks for the tag @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen

I’ll tag @emmettsmantiddies @finitetwilight @whyrweheretwilight2020 @depressionchair @comradebellaswan @sethrights @mccartycullen

[emmettsmantiddies]

I was tagged by the sweetest @carlislesscarf and the bodacious @emmettisapowerbottom

I’m going to tag @edwardseffervescentsnails @jasperwhitcock @bellaswanandleahclearwater4eva @bellaskhakis @haletwinsstan @v-is-a-veela and @vampire-ishy and anyone who wants to:)

[haletwinsstan]

Thank you so much for the tag my love!!!! @emmettsmantiddies

I love all of these honestly!!! I tag @ohyoudosmellgood @emmettsleftnut @vintagealice @carlislesscarf​ @vampireacademia​

[vintagealice]

thanks for the tag judith! 💕

@haletwinsstan

i tag @ohyoudosmellgood @jacobblackstan and @thecullens

[fiddlesolo]

not to be incredibly soft and sad but. edward, knowing that human memories fade over time, wrote down every detail of esme’s baby’s face so that even if she did forget what he looked like, he’d be able to describe him to her.

years later she uses edwards description to sketch him, desperate for a look at her baby that she still misses so much. when she’s finished, she shows edward and he smiles bc “that could be a photograph, esme”

[thewildfire]

THAT HURTS

[vintagealice]

imagine carlisle getting the drawing framed for her and hangig it up somewhere important in the house so everyone can always look at it and keep esme's son in memory

[paulxlahotee]

So I just realized something really fucked up. EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE PACK COMES FROM A “BROKEN” FAMILY.

Sam’s dad left his family

Jacob’s mom died and then his sisters left

Paul’s mom left his family

Seth and Leah’s dad died

Embry doesn’t even know who his dad is

Quil’s dad died

The only characters who have both parents (I assume) are Brady and Collin and we literally know nothing about them besides the fact that they’re babies. ALSO there is no information at all about Jared’s immediate family like even Sm*yer herself doesn’t know.

The point I’m trying to make here, is that there was literally no reason for them to all come from single parent families. I don’t know enough about the Cullens and I don’t want to research their families but I do know that it’s pretty likely that most of them come from two-parent, well off households.

So you’re probably asking yourself, why is this harmful? Divorce is pretty common right? And to that I would say, yeah divorce is fairly common, Bella even says so herself in eclipse. However, it is not common for every single member of the pack to come from a single-parent family. That’s seven people in six different families. What the fuck is up with that? Smeyer, while either knowingly or unknowingly, is perpetuating a racist stereotype that Native Americans can’t have happy, domestic, or loving families. There is a long standing stereotype of abuse and divorce in Native communities and honestly it’s bullshit that Smeyer put that in her writing. Like maybe she was trying to make them seem more ~dynamic~ and ~hardened~ but bruh, these are teenage boys they don’t need the extra stress of having single parents along with the fact of them being WEREWOLVES. idk I just wish that Smeyer wasn’t a fucking racist and that she had left the pack alone :/

Also like, I grew up with a white dad and a native mom, and while they’ve both been divorced before, they’ve been together for my entire life. And my maternal grandparents were married for over 50 years until my grandfather died. So like, yes, native families can exist without one parent leaving or dying.

I didn’t mean to go on like a long rant but this really pissed me off. Smeyer just gets continuously WORSE the deeper I get into the series UGH.

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[cmpassionatesoul]

twilight saga meme: [1/3] couples → rosalie and emmett

Emmett felt like he was flying. He managed to open his eyes and saw what he thought was an angel. […] He continues to think of Rosalie as his angel.

[howulikindaraingirl]

thinking about what bella’s khaki skirt looks like and i made this:

[emmettsleftnut]

My only flex in this lifetime is that I have Kiowa Gordon who plays Embry as a mutual on snapchat, that’s all I got

[vintagealice]

imagine having your power 😯

[vintagealice]

you know they had to do it to them

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Graphical displays of how many times the Cullens’ names are mentioned in the texts: 

Graph 1: Original Series (Twilight + New Moon + Eclipse + Breaking Dawn)

Graph 2: Midnight Sun

Graph 3: Overall (Original Series + Midnight Sun)

Some observations:

Esme’s name is mentioned 461 times across five books, barely more than the 443 times Renesmee’s is mentioned in Breaking Dawn alone.

Emmett’s name is mentioned more in Midnight Sun alone than it is throughout the original four books combined.

For anyone interested, I’m dumping the raw data and accompanying notes below:

Seguir leyendo

[haletwinsstan]

I officially turned 23 this week and let me tell you: I absolutely ain’t fucking ready to adopt five 18-year-olds, but, on the other hand, if I see them running around unsupervised, they are my children now and there’s nothing you can do about it

[ohyoudosmellgood]

@vintagealice and me are 18 and unsupervised. we‘re not doing well, adopt us please @haletwinsstan

[vintagealice]

we did a twilight marathon, played the official twilight board game, had mushroom ravioli with coke and are about to drink pomegranate juice… we are most definitely not doing well

[lovin-momma]

Being that I’m already a mom and looks like I’m going to stop aging at 35…. I’m willing to adopt all of you including @haletwinsstan, @vintagealice, and @ohyoudosmellgood

[haletwinsstan]

Does that make me the oldest sibling because….. that’s my ideal role ngl

[ohyoudosmellgood]

does this mean your edward? i-

who is who?

[vintagealice]

since I am the youngest... does that make me rosalie then?

[vintagealice]

this is the picture carlisle sends to aro to prove that bella isn't human anymore change my mind

[haletwinsstan]

I officially turned 23 this week and let me tell you: I absolutely ain’t fucking ready to adopt five 18-year-olds, but, on the other hand, if I see them running around unsupervised, they are my children now and there’s nothing you can do about it

[ohyoudosmellgood]

@vintagealice and me are 18 and unsupervised. we‘re not doing well, adopt us please @haletwinsstan

[vintagealice]

we did a twilight marathon, played the official twilight board game, had mushroom ravioli with coke and are about to drink pomegranate juice... we are most definitely not doing well

[paulxlahotee]

Tyler:

Edward:

Bella (almost):

[vintagealice]

it be like that sometimes