[badfey]

buzzfeed unsolved: my immortal

[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

the only reason that everyone hates look what you made me do is because it’s a taylor swift song like let’s be honest here if it was sung by beyoncé y'all would name it song of the century but everyone loves to hate on white women and i’m just joking but can you imagine

[sidras-tak]

They’re girlfriends

[ashsweet]

gamer gf and goth gf

[rebelspies]

Please redeem the evil ball Disney.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

the old bb-8 can’t come to the phone right now

[beardedchrisevans]

Chris’ countdown to reuniting with Dodger 🐶❤️

[nepofledgling]

[windvain]

Fellas, is it gay to have an iPhone 😳? Idk it was designed in California and that state a lil fruity 🤢

[owk]

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

[filmbutch]

[princessofgenovia]

[butcherbilly]

[nevver]

This is not a love song, Butcher Billy

[popularcultures]

Beyoncé in her music video for Blow (2014)

[awhiteshirt]

he didn’t capture me. i came here myself. i defected. i defected.

[12312321321434325325345-deactiv]

when ur on a date and she’s hot but she also takes interest in how your crops are doing

[wlwellbutrin]

me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft

me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage

[catfood-69]

What’s your group chat called

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Some favorite tags.

[stanvancleef]

since the writer of my immortal is apparently on tumblr

bad ending: we find her tumblr and she’s now a TERF or anti-sjw weirdo

neutral ending: we never find it and she continues to live a normal happy life

good ending: we find it and she’s still writing and happy

true ending: it was john green the whole time

[grandeluxe]