certified kindergartener

MOVED TO @kindadumbstuff

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[thecutiestpatootie]

hello friends this blog has become too cluttered for me to be able to clear it out so i'll be posting on @kindadumbstuff from now on :) follow me there!

[aphchocolatemilkshake]

i relate to this on a spiritual level

[vinesforall]

Writer: [singing a slightly monotonous chant] Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, be so smart–

[inlovewith-shadowhunters]

me when i need to be creative

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[egberts]

[jxiaoo]

fruit friends in felt form

[actualdogvines]

[spoonitate]

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

[oatbee]

dogs > boys

[friendlybunny-deactivated201901]

im not like other girls,  i take pictures of the shadows of my nightmares :)

[gassyass-blog]

PSAT (2016)

[cockingballs]

DONT 👏 LABEL 👏 FOOD 👏 AS 👏 ARTISAN 👏 IF 👏 ITS 👏 NOT 👏 REALLY 👏 ARTISAN

[catazoid-deactivated20200420]

[mymodernmet]

[carrionbeast]

Jaws is the hero of the movie Jaws. They wouldn’t name the movie after him if he wasn’t.

[carrionbeast]

rewatching jaws i realize I am correct, Jaws is the hero for eating these Martha’s Vineyard fucks and the true villain is, i guess, capitalism

[poison-liker]

let’s hear it for jaws the shark from the movie jaws

[heartsandwheels]

this is eve. she’s a long hair dachshund and seven years old.

[gaygirlrey]

does anyone else ever forget that men aren’t expected to shave their armpits even though they’re so hairy, and then a guy lifts his arms up and you’re actually fucking shocked because you expect there to be skin but instead you’re greeted with 2 fur trappers, 5 families of elk and an ancient civilization that’s pretty close to inventing flying cars