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**Please note that this blog may feature NSFW, and is 18+.** Hi I'm Buzz (he/they) and I accidentally deleted my tumblr while trying to delete a sideblog a few years ago so this is take two. My current interests are Ace Attorney, My Hero Academia, Animorphs - but this is in no way a conclusive list. There's no predicting what will be reblogged here - but if you need anything tagged don't hesitate to let me know.

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[poast-bot]

first thing you need to know about susie deltarune is shes purple second thing uou need to know is that shes fucking awesome

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[biblical-figures]

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[fairycosmos]

feeling your brain latch onto the stupidest shit ever and not being able to do anything about it is a kind of saw trap

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[slygirlboy]

yea

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[sabertoothwalrus]

theres something about when middle school girls are weebs but arent into yaoi/yuri thats kinda unsettling. what are you republican

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal