Official Willy Wonky fan page

Fork, She/Them. Ace, and I like bread.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

DEFINITELY wait for it!

🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭 🦭

[alwerakoo]

[heartologist]

[ID: a tweet that reads, “@ everyone who wants to fucking migrate to tumblr, you do realize you’ll get murdered. they’ll kill you. shoot you point blank. they are bastard racoons that are totally down with arson. be careful where you tread. #tumblr #ElonMuskBuyTwitter.” end ID]

[jadedsoggy]

reblog if you’re a bastard racoon who is totally down with arson

[v-lagopus]

[ifitaintbaroque]

[powerofthestruggle]

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

[fishareglorious]

I love this post so much

[undead-puppetry]

[only-tiktoks]

[underestimated-heroine]

I’m not usually into this type of thing but this was interesting

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Detailers/mechanics: Teslas are trash

Fanboys: yeah rite lol

Aforementioned professionals: No, i mean like those cars are objectively garbage in terms of engineering, aesthetics, and parts/assembly

[bonefarm]

It is such a disaster because people will notice these problems after an accident and either me or some poor asshole at the body shop has to explain to a rabid fanboy who just spent house money on a battery powered Ford Fiesta that “no, they’re all like that… yes… they are… yes…. from the factory”

[toastbutteregg]

[catchymemes]

[prof-grace-aspen]

This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head 20 times”.

I have anxiety-induced hissing, which sounds/feels different from sound-induced tinnitus (which I have also experience). Sound-based tinnitus actually sounds like you’re “hearing” something in your ears, whilst the hissing I have feels like it’s “inside my head”, if that makes sense. But this technique still helps!!

[mieaouy]

Here’s a visual I found because I couldn’t understand the instructions well

[sushinfood]

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

[roseverdict]

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

[roseverdict]

HOW THE FUCK

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[infinitebrians]

sharks eating internet cables

[femmenietzsche]

When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#thats why this video is sponored by floodplain. from agriculture to rudimentary civil engineering#floodplains are the perfect all-in-one platform for building a beautiful long-term human settlement#the basic tier is completely free#or you can use my code ‘Ohio’ for 20% off the written language bundle 

@pathetic-gamer is the funniest person on the planet

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[tolkien-feels]

The only person in the world who could play Tom Bombadil with the correct energy

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[letsmakeitwritee]

liking and sharing is literally what keeps content creators creating! it’s tough to find inspiration to continue when it feels like no one cares.

[prokopetz]

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

[v3rb4tim]

Incredible one-liners as always

[twunkish-cleric]

An homage to fictional wizard and witches except fuck JK Rowling

[twunkish-cleric]

@hurgablurg I 100% agree, sorry if I seemed to imply that they were just two genders. Witches and Wizards are two entirely different aesthetics

A Witch is the old wise woman in a cottage who will heal you for a price, collects herbs in the forest and wears a lot of black

A Wizard is that weird grandpa figure in your life who dresses in tacky clothes or weird prints, has accidentally turned 5 people into frogs or something and is basically a mad scientist with magic

And then Warlocks are glam goth sugar babies

They're incredibly distinguished. Boys can be Witches, Girls can be Wizards and everyone can be a warlock if they believe in themselves

[weaselishmcdiesel]

you know who you are

[cannedcream]