Jester

They/them Unofficial Broth 20 Minors DNI

[yellow-cat]

hey, dont be scared. im about to sniff you.

[3hkowalski]

As Pomni came to a set of two doors...

she entered the door on her left

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pukicho]

my 9 year old brother was watching youtube shorts on our tv and i saw a voiceover of a bunch of your posts on there…. you’re famous on The Shorts

I saw an irish guy do a voice over of my post once. What made that interesting was his accent, which was irish.

[kavaga]

how’d you know he was Irish? You shouldn’t assume these things

[breakdownsboobies]

[shamebats]

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[thecadhatter]

Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood

[jewishpangolin]

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[aromanticduck]

[dailycatsblog]

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[molabuddy]

when u play a game long enough u start to play it mentally ill style

[berlynn-wohl]

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab