A Very Derpie Doxie

!Please do not repost any of my art! Commissions are open! Non-Binary/Asexual Artfight: https://artfight.net/~DerpieDoxie Personal art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/derpiedoxiesden (So I seem to have turned into a deltarune fan blog for the time being. Whoops) HEYOO!! Welcome to my fandom blog! My name’s Doxie, but Dox and Scotty also work! I’m a German/English artist who gets hyper fixated way too easily and needs to regularly perform brain exorcisms in the form of art to make sure my brain doesn’t go kablooie My pronouns are They/Them (Currently trying out he/him, so those are fine too!)

[derpiedoxie]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1000+ FOLLOWERS!

I am so happy that so many people enjoy the stuff that I post, and I intend on continuing to post for as long as I can!

In honour of me reaching this milestone, I thought it would finally be time to

Open my commissions!

(First time (technically) opening them so I’m fairly new to this lol)

If anyone wants to commission me, just send me a dm!

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[cupopencils]

Cliche pinterest pose

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[shadeslayer]

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.

[olowan-waphiya]

even in things like surveys we are often forgotten about entirely, made out to be so small we’re not important enough/statistically significant enough to bother polling or we’re relegated as literal ‘other’s

[shadeslayer]

saw this addition again recently and reminded of this which i saw recently too

Department of Defense removes Native American Religion distinction, groups as ‘other’ - ICT

A list of recognized religion codes used by military chaplains to aid service members has been reduced from over 200 to just 31

[purr-in-ink]

🐾🐾🐾🤍

[derpiedoxie]

@tomato-kin @m0chateaa @mistamishmash @indrastructable

[purr-in-ink]

🐾🐾🐾🤍

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[threecashews]

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[miroimirage]

*It's a poorly drawn picture of three smiling people. Written on it...

Don't forget

(Wips and thoughts under the cut!)

YEAH SO WHAT???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE SAW THE DON'T FORGET PICTURE BEING DRAWN BEFORE OUR VERY EYES???? WHAT!!!!! I HAD TO SIT THERE SLACK JAWED FOR A FULL MINUTE BEFORE I COULD THINK OF PROCEEDING WITH THE GAME (no pun intended)

Just. Crazy man. It's crazy. If you'd told 13 year old me about this she would have flipped

And as always, here's my process!! I exported a very short speedpaint too since someone asked for it once

Ah, ugly phone sketch my beloved... When I get an idea I need to scribble it down immediately or I WILL Forget. As you can see this is literally the final idea just in a shitty form

Cleaner sketch! I tried to start inking immediately after this but I needed an extra step where I refined Susie, Kris and Noelle a bit more before that

And rough colours! (I was going to make the upper half much warmer and more orange but I was just misremembering the lighting in the Regular scene and the one in the WR)

Aaand here's the tiny speedpaint! I might export longer ones in the future but I just struggled a bunch with the colours here so it's not very fun to watch

Thanks for reading all of this!! Have a smiling Tenna 8>[^D]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[motleyflash]

i felt inspired

[mrhealyourgirl]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[vaspider]

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

[vexwerewolf]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[crimsonender]

"Source: I made it the fuck up"