The Elaborate Tale of Something

Asexual. Canadian. She/Her Will tag anything no problem Click the same button to get out of here

[doctorglasgowart]

Becky P. Sucrose can’t keep getting away with it!

[midsommar]

when your friend friggin’ slays on the her universe runway <3 @adriuh you are amazing girl!

[spoonmeb]

So. I need this. For reasons.

[sourcedumal]

FUCK. IT. UP

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

Laptops out and people still think we’re catching pokemon. Two sentences in  ih shit is that sskunk sHI

[theshriekingsisterhood]

Rung talks solutions. Whirl talks the unsolvable. There’s a whole mess of talk in general. A Shoots and Ladders fic set in an AU where Rung is not Whirl's therapist.

After all these years, could it be true? Yes! Ties that Bind has updated and let me tell you buddy: it’s gay. There’s sustained hand holding, healthy communication, robots committing to supporting and cherishing each other through their struggles with mental illness, also Rung says some curse words.

(Noncanon Pronoun Version can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5279501/chapters/17629240 )

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

Yeess look at me as I surround myself with carrots, baby crackers and icecream on my lunch break! I have all the food and all the time (23 minutes) in the world to enjoy it all!

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

It'll be a miracle if I make it through today sane

[madamejumel]

the private journal of aaron burr

[therealklt]

Me after the weekend.

like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings FROM 1812

[goldstar-goldfish-deactivated20]

He bought a coconut in case any of you were wondering

Even more relatable

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

I looked up how much this would be in today’s money and Burr spent over $40 on a coconut

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

just spent $40 #likeanass

[puds-archive]

I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.

I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”

[puds-archive]

there is literally so much positivity in the tags of this post i’m gonna cry– yall are so sweet

[ruinsofluminaries-deactivated20]

This is such a wonderful idea!! Petition for teams of people everywhere to be team rocket grunts and be nice to children !!

[haghammadi-deactivated20160411]

[mudwerks]

they’re dry

[pithyrhyme]

But wait. There’s more!

Organ theft

Mind control

Abduction

Torture

Complete and utter hopelessness and dismay

[monstatron]

this is definitely!!!! a kids show!!!!!!

[yiffmaster]

if any of you are wondering the White House north lawn is a gym with a vaporeon and a shit ton of rustling grass. go on, jump the fence

[professor-maple-mod]

I’m gonna fucking challenge the President to a gym battle.

[gameraboy]

[kelsium]

#this is the weirdest year

[australiansanta]

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

[ten-and-donna]

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

haha updated my about finally. a true hero.yayy.breakfast at 1 it is then

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

that being said, I just realized that I have a 9 hour shift today

[theelaboratetaleofsomething]

haha updated my about finally. a true hero.yayy.breakfast at 1 it is then

this is potentially really important:

I have someone staying in my hotel tonight that made me think that this would be worth sharing here.

If you are running away/trying to hide from someone that is frightening, abusing, harassing you, and you find yourself staying in a hotel to avoid being found, there’s an extra precaution you can take.

When you check in, ask the front desk clerk to put you as “Unlisted”. They’ll know what you’re talking about. What this means is that as far as anyone other than you and the front desk clerks are concerned, you’re not there. If someone tries to call for you and your room, “I’m sorry. I don’t have anyone registered under that name.” Same thing goes for it someone shows up at the desk. “Unlisted” means you’re untouchable.

Please, please, if you find yourself in trouble and seeking refuge in a hotel, do this. It’s really quick, easy, and painless for the front desk clerk to do, and they are not going to judge you for it. 

[polepixie]

Please use actual words, not just code words. I work in a hotel and have NEVER heard of “Unlisted”. If someone were to come up to me and say that I would just look at you, confused, and ask for clarification.

Just flat out tell the front desk that you’re avoiding an abuser, if you say that you’re just avoiding something or someone, we may hesitate to comply, because you may be hiding from the police or law-enforcement. Please tell the front desk what you actually want us to do. Most places sign privacy/non-disclosure type agreements and if you say: “Hey, I’m hiding from a very bad situation and there might be some abusive people following me. Can you please either put me under a different name or make sure that no one contacts me?” we’ll do it and wont speak another word. Most places would even help you look up resources and try to get you transportation.

You can make it so most phones will be no contact, put up the do-not-disturb sign, and when shift change happens, if you’re still awake, tell the next person, because sometimes shift change is chaotic and important stuff can fall through the cracks. If you’re staying for multiple days, ask to speak with the general manager about your situation and they’ll make sure everything is enforced.

I worked at a hotel for almost 3 years, and I can confirm with the second post. You can additionally tell us at the front desk that no one is allowed to phone you, but you can phone out of your room. 

Please do not be vague about it, we’ll likely think you’re up to something illegal. Just be upfront about it. No one’s allowed to see the guest list (or your name on the computer) besides the people working behind the counter, it’s a part of the confidentiality agreement.

Fuck I reblogged this before… Ignore that one. This is the right one