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thefandomknight

Started my punch needling business rugpunch! 🥰

Check it out on:

Insta: instagram.com/rugpunch

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thefandomknight

Started my punch needling business rugpunch! 🥰

Check it out on:

Insta: instagram.com/rugpunch

Etsy: rugpunch.etsy.com/

Pinterest: pinterest.co.uk/rugpunch

#punchneedle #punchneedling #art #rugs #rug #homemade #planet #heart #groovy #funky #trippy #smile #tufting #uk #smallbuisnesslove

utopians

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

lesbianshepard

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

lesbianshepard

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792…..4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

lesbianshepard

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

lesbianshepard

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me:

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

lesbianshepard

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

heatandapathy

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Edit: added source from YouTube.

Thanks lads! :3

aliciavikander

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker | Friendship Featurette

birchpleaze

purplespacecats

fluffmugger

Gen X are doing it too bitches.

xonmybullshitx

How is that terrifying though 😆 fuck god and the eagle he flew in on

fluffmugger

it’s terrifying to people who think you can’t be a moral, socially conscious person who does good deeds without being threatened with an eternal barbequing of your nads.

bilbon-socket

THIS.

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

dopenmind

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

idiotlibra

this is my favorite video on the internet

liquidstar

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

liquidstar