Don't Mind Me

Just an aspiring YouTube/Twitch Gamer and a massive geek. Shitposting is my hidden talent

[pukicho]

Okay I have to admit, when you are being like a serious person, talking about serious things, you are actually quite wholesome.

Almost wholesome enough to bring tears to my dry-ass eyes

I will spit in your eyes

[agender-azul]

It is amazing how much you turn on a dime

[pukicho]

I love you

[master-chiefs-right-hand]

Ah, good ol Pukicho

[pukicho]

okay back to spitting on you

[thefantasticalmisterblooper]

The Duality of Existence

[lunarnova97]

It’s easy to hide. Hiding is safe... but boy does it hurt. Sometimes safe just isn’t worth it.

And taking off that mask just feels so vulnerable... but it’s certainly worth the effort.

[thefantasticalmisterblooper]

Happy Bismarck Day, everyone!

[detectivehole]

i wanna smurf you like an animal

[detectivehole]

i wanna smurf you from the inside

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[mousathe14]

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

[thefantasticalmisterblooper]

What is the opposite of Apollo's gift of prophecy, because....

[glixbitch]

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

[turninghoziest]

Is this man even real???

[dankmemeuniversity]

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

[i-am-a-fish]

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

[trashboi822-deactivated20210806]

what happens next, Fish?????

[i-am-a-fish]

[thefantasticalmisterblooper]

Oh lawd, he comin'

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

[i-am-a-fish]

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

[trashboi822-deactivated20210806]

what happens next, Fish?????

[i-am-a-fish]

[greelin]

time sure does fly when you're

when you

[greelin]

you just

[slizzard]

if you’re not silly fuck you

[hungarianator]

read that in a British accent

[slizzard]

id rather die

[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[transfemininomenon]

twitch streamers acknowledging what you type in chat is the modern day equivalent of knights giving flowers to young women who have come to watch them joust

[homophobicavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[retrogamingblog]

Legend of Zelda Posters made by MarinkoIllustration

[writing-prompt-s]

You click “sign up” and enter your name. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve mistyped the URL- you’re signing up for an account on Faebook. 

[madd-catter]

I misread it and thought it was saying “Facebook” and I still thought “oh god”