All Life is an Experiment

[prideprejudce]

the parallel park one FUCK

[humorblr]

I’m teaching Gina to play [chess], and she, in turn, is teaching me to ‘trash talk’.

[craptacularlesbian]

[everythingfox]

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

[bears-official]

ur device do me an STARTLE gonna hav 2 monchet

[gokuma]

sound of tiny teeth XD

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’m gonna munch

I’m gonna crunch

[theotherwesley]

Gentle

[lostfan10000]

@probablyacerpgideas Quest Giver?

[probablyacerpgideas]

yep

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[nutsacktorturer]

the holy trinity

[genericrevenge]

@milloboi

[milooomilo]

3 of them

[catboywhimsy]

5 of them

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[anxietyproblem]

[webcomicname]

[jehovahhthickness]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Stop glorifying the suffering of women for men. Fuck that shit. Leave his ass.

[snakesugar]

FUCK THAT SHIT. LEAVE HIS ASS.

Louder for the ladies in the back.

you should not have to suffer for anyone.

[jonahsimms]

[scullys]

Ten minutes. It took her almost ten minutes. Ten minutes and 30 years.

bonus:

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

[hashtagloveloses]

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it