Raggedy man, Goodnight

Naomi, twenty year old, belgian, bisexual mess. this blog is a mess too. I'm here to talk if you need me.

[krabby-kronicle]

[paverics]

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

[schmunkymonkey]

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

[paverics]

it was about the plot but it works for either

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[kaity--did]

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

[supertrout95-deactivated2015092]

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

[kaity--did]

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

[rrachelinthewildd]

We tried to get a nice scenic shot but she does what she wants.

[knot-ur-babe]

This is the most scenic thing I’ve ever seen

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[stevenrogered]

[heislergoldale]

hello i am thriving

[freekicks]

literally fuck me, kristen stewart

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I WASN’T SURE IF SHE’D COME OUT YET HOLY FUCK

[twitterlols]

[bombing]

idea: a really big cage

[daedricsheep]

to hold what?

[bombing]

people who question my ideas

[s]

not so sure how I feel about this one

[bombing]

i’m going to need a bigger cage

[pansy2025]

You know, you can use music, you can use a show. I want you to know that whatever it is you brought into this place, whatever baggage, whatever thing you’re working through, you can use music, you can use this show to leave it all here tonight and start fresh. Never forget to start over… please never forget. You can start over if you need. Doesn’t matter what you’ve done.

tyler joseph’s speech before trees, salt lake city [|-/]

[weavemama]

trump is having a total meltdown over the idea of him not being 100% in charge of his bullshit orders and i’m loving it 

[afunnyfeminist]

Why is he still tweeting from his personal account instead of from @ POTUS? It’s almost like he doesn’t think he’s president either.

[bennycarson]

I’m dead

[gaychristianprobs]

[stevenrogered]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[b99thingsv2]

When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.

[gondor-reveal-party]

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.