You Are Trapped Here Now

I'm just trying to chaotically live with crippling AuDHD (they/them for now, i got no idea) ao3: thefinalzombie

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[videogomez]

[videogomez]

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Nothing like the bond between a girl and her horse

[justneckbeardthings]

[types-of-infinity]

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

[monkeywiki]

you wish you were these kids

[shirtsthatgohard]

[moringmark]

[bigbootybuffet]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

[spencerwan]

My first Owl House animations from five years ago, back before the show was greenlit. 

[killrockstar]

the housing market is ruining my sex life

[killrockstar]

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

[thedonssadisticdesires]

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

[killrockstar]

EXACTLY

[damndroid]

[gallifreyanwriter]

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

[powersandplanetaries]

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”

[logo-comics]

Everyone would have guessed it to be the other way around.

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

[shirtsthatgohard]

[danwithouttheplan]

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

[yurinullification]

"parry this you filthy casual"

[danwithouttheplan]

wait, yeah, this is rad af

[clarificationsw]

rubbing my penis

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

big if true

[clarificationsw]

not really, it's slightly below average

[chaussurre]

The average penis, when soft, is much smaller than the overwhelming majority of erect penises. As a large majority of penises are currently at rest, it follows that any penises in attack position must be of larger size than the overall average penis size.

It must also be noted that rubbed penis quickly grow to their peak size.

Ergo, big if true.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

🔥✍️

[clarificationsw]

ok but how do we know everyone isnt hard currently? your argument is built off of an assumption that we cannot verify and therefore your argument is unsound.

[keeper-of-the-flames]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both hard and soft until it is observed

[real-live-human]

i think schrodingers penis has actually decomposed by now he's been dead like 60 years

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

Schrodinger's penis exists in a superposition of both decomposed and fresh and juicy until it is observed

[clarificationsw]

hey im no longer rubbing my penis btw

[greenflamethegf]

Neither is schrodinger

[clarificationsw]

did you learn nothing from the post? his cock is in a state of both being rubbed and being unrubbed until observed

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I'm observing it, he is rubbing

[clarificationsw]

🔥✍️

[garethwashere]

ROTARY_PISTON

[emoryinaboat]

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

[atomic-darth]

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock