scorpio dyke

[ghostwh]

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[nott-your-ttype-deactivated2020]

girls be like “im going to bed” and then just cry for 2 hours

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

[cherubs-deactivated20180718]

really no offence but photorealism (boring) shouldn’t be the end goal of art. lesbianism (exciting, fun) should be 

[quite-a-classic]

Tammy Rae Carland, Lesbian Beds, 2002

[angelinajoliesbottom]

Older sisters have both a god and victim complex

[sophiegunnol]

JANA STERBAK

[nastywizard]

If she's your girl why is she tearing me asunder

[a-quiet-green-agreement]

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Black & Gold Bat/Cat/Crow/Eye Tea Set 

Get it here:

[everythingstarstuff]

Art by Dylan Mierzwinski

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[weaselle]

the comedic timing really carries even when you don’t speak the language

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

Girl with a pomegranate (detail), 1875 oil on canvas William-Adolphe Bouguereau

[ruiraiox]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Watermelon Woman (Cheryl Dunye, 1996)

[the-pinkopaque]

Kate Bush - Hammer Horror (1978)

[hedaslayer]

When you asked me if I had known love… I felt that the answer was yes. And that it was now.