Kaz and Inej, from Six of Crows
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Jules of Nature
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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almost home
we're not kids anymore.
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Stranger Things
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Kaz and Inej, from Six of Crows
i know i just talked about jedi courtly love but consider in-universe mandalorian courtly love tradition
boba, who did not grow up hearing traditional mandalorian chivalric romances: i have never sworn allegiance to anyone but i owe a debt of service to you and i will fulfil it no matter what
din, who definitely did grow up hearing traditional mandalorian chivalric romances: are you propositioning me
this is a joke post but also like i mean it when i say boba in that episode has to be the mandalorian romantic ideal. a guy who proves himself as a warrior by killing stormtroopers, reveals he was a true mandalorian all along, reclaims his beskar’gam, honours a deal despite being able to freely abandon it, and promises to save and protect your foundling no matter what? that’s the setup for like 80% of trashy mando romance holodramas
omg this is PERFECT
prayer circle guys prayer fucking circle
This redditor wins Internet Points:
He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120
that's the joke actually!
"5!" with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120
There aren’t enough irritated cat pictures on the internet to react to this
Me when im a real human person
#my manager provides me toxic drugs for when my dumb mortal body doesn’t work like a machine :p#do they really think that sounds good bc its horrifying via @medianox-astrum
If your anti-racism doesn’t include Roma & Travellers, you’re decided it’s okay to be racist against some people (a category which can be expanded when convenient).
Actual faith vs performative religion.
To shave your beard is a huge sacrifice for a devout Sikh. It is a sacrifice for the greater good, that many people will scoff at without understanding the amount of love it took, to give up part of your faith to serve the greater purpose of that faith. Bless them all.
How are speedrunners not even like.. employed as professional beta testers
consider this:
game dev: any bugs?
speedrunner: no.. i checked everything.. no bugs sir :)
speedrunner in his head:
fun game dev fact!
i do QA testing on AAA games. speedrunners are considered throughout the testing process, and every once in a while we will log a bug or an exploit that can be considered useful for speedrunners, and the devs may deliberately choose to not fix the exploit.
sometimes either the exploit is left in, or it may be that it would be such an exhaustive rewrite of a lot of low level systems that fixing it just isn’t worth the time and effort when 99% of players won’t experience it playing normally.
consider the fact that a lot of exploits speedrunners use are usually involved with the physics engine, player controller, or some other significant core pillar of the game—to fix something like that would probably end up breaking hundreds of systems built on top of those core systems.
i for one have literally watched a speedrun of a game i worked on, where the runner used an exploit that i personally found and logged!
several of my coworkers are speedrunners in fact, and they end up finding some of the wildest bugs!
Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said "Aw I wouldn't know" and I choked on my coffee
😂😂
I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn't understand a damn thing written
Irn-Bru is a real drink. It's not coffee.
Translating Irn Bru as coffee is... a Choice™
thanks I hate it
You Got a Friend In Horse
YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE
..... Ea-Nasir is that YOU
I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
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me: *does not give a single fuck about british politics or celebrities*
also me, logging into twitter.com this morning to watch the royal family get canceled:
Watching Piers Morgan drive a stake through his own career because ITV is not willing to let themselves get dragged into this shitstorm defending his shitty and racist royal family takes:
say it louder
somehow this post made it to terfs and transphobes who think this means “men who think they’re women are a harmful to women” or “identifying as nonbinary is harmful to [binary] trans people” etc. which is NOT WHAT IT MEANS. the poster of the tweet is nonbinary and trans, and i am nonbinary and trans (and trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary identities are valid, etc).
This tweet means that trans identities and pronouns are valid and should be talked about as such. Language matters. I don’t “identify as nonbinary,” I AM nonbinary. I don’t “prefer they/them pronouns,” they/them ARE my pronouns. “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.
To reiterate: “Identify as” and “prefer” leave room for doubt and debate, and trans identities are not up for debate.
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
Lesbians Love Him:
local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say
nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed