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Sprite Icon by: Navriskspriteedits Hi there everyone! I'm Gamzee, or a bunch of 'em. I'm Gamzee Captor and the Blithe Puppeteer (or Beforus Gamzee)! :oD I think it's important that I mention that I am 23.

[soracities]

How will the world end?

it’s genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.

[midwestbirdingclub]

via

[soracities]

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[duncebento]

mahmoud daresh

[sleepy-bebby]

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

[trans--ender-deactivated2021061]

what the fuck was i on last night

[the-minecraft-blog]

Peaceful, apparently

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[bebeocho]

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[findsomethingtofightfor]

[beardedmrbean]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[rifflordjerrycantrell]

Same energy

[yiikstuck-deactivated20230104]

Morally neutral Shakira be like "one of my hips tells only lies, the other tells only the truth"

y'all are unloading ur billion note posts on me where it will become a two note flop

[ruinedchildhood]

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

[lilibetss]

My heart hurts.. i keep imagining her right now, lying in bed.. Her sister, father and mother standing by the bed, and Philip laid beside her holding her hand telling her that it’s all going to be alright.

[taylorgoldsmiths]

i’m imagining her in hell for propping up colonialism and being a gigantic homophobe and wealth hoarder

[tomhardysurinal]

I'm imagining her exquisite breasts

[yukika-archive-deactivated20240]

spotify users!!! tell me the fourth song in your second daily mix playlist... mine is bbyong by saturday hehehe

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[emil]

*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*

[underleveledjosh]

I'm not sure what a gougar counter I but I've heard of Geiger counter.

[regicide1997]

i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).

[emil]

WRONG

IT WAS A GOUGER

[acapelladitty]

[zveart]

Dumdum fell into the sea

[memorycycle]

i invented milk

[jame7t]

Misinformation detected on this post somewhere. Stay safe everyone. 💌

[memorycycle]

🥶 jame7t Follow

actually nevermind its true she invented milk

[jame7t]

i live in hell

[carlyraejepsans]

HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY