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those 1950s housewives sure did something huh

[aphrostiel]

spock doing saavik's hair

[avontarrant]

[3psboyd]

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

[fionn-o-nassus]

Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

human diplomat: [laughs at joke]

vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[emery-matsushita-vt]

I Got A Degree In Party Rocking

[aron-q]

This gonna be a hit with the Neurodivergents (Me)

[limenade612]

This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me

[purplespacekitty]

obsessed with this coy, intimidating little glance up through his eyelashes. he’s like “hmmm, shall i be cunning and silver-tongued and devious? shall i slay? yes, i think i shall.”

[microwavebeeep]

Small human gestures 🌼

[stardustcleaningguy]

i want some of whatever fujoshi crack was being passed around while this was being written

[uss-emberprise]

how do you think spock prime felt going to the kelvin timeline and seeing yassified versions of his friends and family. get sent to the twink dimension loser

[thefreakmeister]

kirk: spock will be acting captain in my absence. i trust him with my life and expect you all to do the same. *leaves bridge*

spock [hopping over the railing to follow kirk]: sulu's in charge

[sappho-trek]

Love when these two just silently look at each other like 'oh, shit'

[thefreakmeister]

captain kirk looking at his first officer like he just realized he wants to grow old together what the fuck is his problem

[spockfucker]

i tried drawing academy au tos kirk!

[onetobeamup]

Do u think they sell boba tea at deep space nine

[onetobeamup]

Probably at the Klingon deli tbh

[onetobeamupart]

[deepspacescully]

gul dukat the type of guy to go to court-ordered therapy one time and come out immediately weaponizing therapy speak. he shows up to ds9 like “i respect your boundaries but i feel that i’m doing all of the emotional labor in this relationship. frankly, the federation’s presence in this sector is disrupting my self-care” and then sisko tells him to get out of his office

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[stardustcleaningguy]

vastly overlooked moment in amok time: spock talking abt how vulcans go crazy during pon farr, saying that kirk will find it distasteful

and kirk responding ‘will i?’ in this shaky, almost giddy voice . weirdo freak is EXCITED abt that

[romanimp]

The most important things to remember on the upcoming Threshold Day:

the episode won an Emmy

Tom Paris laid the eggs