Im Here Im Queer And Im… In Space?

TheGayontheMoon || TGM Art, writing and way too much DP/DC brainrot lmao (Header and pfp by me)

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[adventures-in-instant-ramen]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[teaboot]

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

[teaboot]

“haha so what about that guy, huh?”

Me: what about him

“Well you seemed super into him”

Me: what why

“…dude you were flirting all night”

Me:

Me: Whoms't™™

[trainerdelaney]

I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was

[trainerdelaney]

“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”

“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”

[spindletrees]

This might be a good time for Ms. Psych degree here to step in and let ye all know that People Are Unable To Identify Flirting. There are double-blind studies to support this, if you instruct participants to flirt or not flirt with another participant, neither the second participant nor onlookers are able to accurately tell which instruction the first participant was given. Even if you get the flirting participant to rate their attraction to the person they’re flirting with, and only count trials where people are either flirting with people they find attractive, or not flirting with people they don’t find attractive NO ONE CAN TELL WHO IS FLIRTING OR WHO ISN’T.

[gallantblade475-blog-deactivate]

I’ve heard that people actually have a *less than 50% chance* of guess whether someone is flirting or not.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Thank fuck this isn’t just me failing at humanity

[stammsternenstaub]

SagePub has one such study here, dated 2014. There might be more recent work, however.

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[marithlizard]

Pretty sure in this year of 2026 that you could get a thousand applicants to show up cosplaying as white blood cells, just on the off chance it might be a real gig.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[w-ebstarr]

crazy how the witcher (netflix series) fandom has kind of died out but the accidental warlord and his pack (fic of the netflix series) fandom is still going strong.

[justslightlyconfused]

god tier level ending where they reward the fans who stuck it out to to end where Ciri is on her ‘lady of time and space’ journey years and years after losing Geralt and Yen and she stops in Oxenfurt and she walks around ending up at some small cottage near the lecture halls and knocks and bam: bard in all his youthful glory

idgaf if it’s some half-assed throwaway line about ciri being cheeky and going ‘you don’t look a day over 30 professor’ and ‘yes well all those years buying the most expensive creams coin can buy just to find out your grandmother had a secret affair with a scoai’tael deserter has to be worth something, right?’

then they both go to lake of avalon-bc of course it’s the anniversary of the greatest loss in both their lives-and they just sit and stay close and look over the water and god i have to believe they let joey batey write at least one last soft song that he sings acapella with ciri beside him

do you see the vision do YOU SEE THE-

[justslightlyconfused]

the line “i’m getting old” actual seconds after showing joey batey in his s1 getup like he hasn’t aged in the entire 7 years since then is peak immortal!jask ironic humor can we just commit to the bit already and make it canon

[thegayonthemoon]

That moment when you’re writing but want to fact check something and end up derailing your writing train of thought by finding out that the environment you’ve placed your character in is a actually a completely unrealistic swamp/rainforest combo rather than an actual bog before deciding fuck it this is a fantasy setting and disregarding your research entirely.

[ganglemybel0ved]

listen. I love the "buff protagonist whose lowkey emotionally stunted that gets shipped with their struggling-pretty twink best friend" trope. but I cannot enjoy it as much as I would've than if you'd kept the girl boss-magical deity who was initially shipped with the buff protag. yaoi is cool and epic, but you've got a perfectly good poly set up RIGHT THERE MAN.