Memes are the new gospel

reblogging memes are my dreams

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[memescomedy]

[thegoodgoodbook]

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[cucumberofficial]

[gnabrie]

stuff that happened in the past decade

[thyrell]

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

[notentirely]

no idea if this is true, but it feels true

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and take a deep breath and literally drink in small moments like you’re a dryass plant when something is ever satisfactory, positive, mildly successful, randomly joyful so your brain can code and integrate that experience because our natural lizard brain will quickly tape over it with mostly unnecessary negative survival shit. Sounds dumb and dorky but sometimes I remember this when I’m feeling good about a moment because our cave brains are still catching up with modern life without sabertooths. I like that it’s not just a pollyanna gosh just be more positive thing but more of a legit brain wiring phenomenon can be gradually hacked through small behavioral changes.

[elidyce]

Another super important one: Take the time to tell yourself, when something you did or bought or decided works out “That was a good decision and I’m glad I made it! Go me!” 

Seriously, it can have a huge impact. suddenly you go from remembering nothing but bad decisions to adding in a series of Excellent Choices You Feel Good About, and it makes things so much better. 

[silentwalrus1]

#we’re all running happiness software on survival hardware and we gotta do our own firmware updates   from @galwednesday 

[thegoodgoodbook]

[goosewithajob]

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match. 

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care. 

[riotlion]

I saw somebody also make this point once in another great post, I’m paraphrasing from what I remember; how strong is Saitama? However strong he needs to be in order for it to be funny.

[paddingtonicon]

I love that man

[whatbigotspost]

Todd Phillips is pure trash.

[drowsilybearzerk]

He’s not the only one like, not even remotely fucking around.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedtext]

[memescomedy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[tropicalhomestead]

Math time:

$1.1 billion paid by Verizon

Minus the purported $3 million buyout

Divided by numbers of unique users (380 million in August 2019)

You, personally, cost Verizon $2.89 USD

[1000drawings]

life after death  by Justin McElroy    

[helloitsbees]

*sees art* oh wow this is so cool, i really like it

*sees artist’s name* now hold on,

[friendlyinternetmeerkat]

[silver-tongues-blog]

dont forget the homocide dettective

[shelbybunny]

[lorec-deactivated20201226]

that never happened

[annefrankjuulpod]