thegooh

doing much better now, thanks, lesbian, solidly in 30's, men DNI

[thegooh]

Things I want to say to her:

I just want to eat you out

Please cum on my face

Invite me over

I just want to taste you

I know you don't love me, you never have to

[thegooh]

I don't even know why I'm in love with her. She doesn't value or consider me. She likes to ignore me for long periods of time. I can't flirt with her, when I do, she shuts down. I know she doesn't have feelings for me. Obviously she doesn't like me, and I'm fine with it. I just wish I wasn't in love with her.

I should move on. Online dating is scary af. My friends say I should just get on the apps and be serious about it. I think my fear is what keeps me sniffing around her. A projection, a false dream, a made-up relationship.

I googled limerence and it's not to that level, but I'd be ridiculous to not note some similarities.

I gotta grow up and move on to someone that actually likes me back. She'll never reciprocate and I accept that, I just need to grow the fuck up.

[thegooh]

Jan 19 2026 "muse"

Were i to write a poem

for you

Would you know

it's from me

Would you read

between the lines

Would it's existence be enough

to tell you my love

[buddieloustat]

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

[buddieloustat]

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

[shamebats]

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

[phantomrose96]

funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.

[phantomrose96]

saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.

[phantomrose96]

"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.

[phantomrose96]

"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.

[phantomrose96]

and most of the fanboys are women

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

reddit: "you'll be hunted alive on tumblr for the slightest social infraction"

tumblr: "this song made entirely of slurs will be our new anthem"

[the-haiku-bot]

tumblr: “this song made

entirely of slurs will

be our new anthem”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 11

[claybefree]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[hopencyde-deactivated20250901]

[ratsetflummi]

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[thesituation]

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone