MENTAL HEALTH IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989

27, Bi, They/Them, UK

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

the astronauts: eeyikes! uhm, guys, i think we have company… LETHAL company!

dame da ne guy: actually i’m not putting him in this i dont know what he would say

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

[feraligatr]

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

[feraligatr]

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

[feraligatr]

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

[sandwizard9]

He'd do numbers on here

[misantherapy]

US people with disabilities in the supplemental security income (SSI) program can't have a penny over $2K in their bank account at any time in order to keep their benefits.

You know this economy. That amount is completely unlivable & makes it hard for people with disability to save for the future or have a safety net for emergencies.

A new bill would raise the max to $10K (or $20K for married couples). It would make a world of difference.

Show support, sign this petition.

[ardentdelirium]

The SSI Savings Penalty Elimination Act is in the Senate RIGHT NOW. Contact your elected officials and tell them they must support it!

[bumbleshark]

its so easy to sign and support people with disabilities!! go go go!!!

[moominirl]

[kindgreenape]

[powerburial]

if I had this, I would never turn it off

[buddwyer]

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

[buddwyer]

Can we please stay on topic here

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

YTA

[high-quality-tiktoks]

this is a joke but also it’s not

[fthgurdy]

This is why my apartment looks like this:

[cleolinda]

I would be so much more “quirky” if I could remember what I was doing.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[necromancelena]

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

[femmeslash]

trinity of litanies against Bad Posts

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[whatbigotspost]

Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!

•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.

•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.

•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.

•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.

[bogleech]

“nothing you add actually removes the healthy nutrition in the food” applies to everything by the way. Your body will still use all the good protein and things in “junk food,” and the only “junky” thing is that those foods may give you far more sodium or sugar than your body can use if you aren’t balancing them right.

I haven’t forgotten the specific Tumblr dudes who tried to give me shit for saying this in the past and want them to know they’re still extremely fucking stupid, hope that keto diet hasn’t given you guys a deadly liver disease yet!

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

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[gingernutsenthusiast]

@filmnoirsbian

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[chandaniyan]

[chandaniyan]

[machineryangel]

[roxylalonde]

[non-state-actor]

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[sorrowfulwill]

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]