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wait where'd he get that cigarette. have those even been invented
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.
Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright
Saying their name will draw their attention.
Using their likeness will spark their ire.
Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.
The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.
Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.
You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.
Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.
You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.
The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.
One must use titles and euphemisms to discuss them without their notice- IE, "The Rat", "The Bird Website"
Starting a mass movement to refer to specific Tylwyth Teg by name until they lose their power and become common household standards like Kleenex and Velcro
Spreading legend of The Rodent In Red Pants Who Walks Upright On Hind Legs Like a Man and if you sully his Good and kindly Name then great misfortune will befall you and you will never be heard from again
If I got Isekaied into a magical world you would not find me trying to find away home. I would be apprenticing under the court wizard and seducing the blacksmith so we could have a torrid love affair right under the kings nose
Can’t get this on any other social media
Minnesota’s Giant Rainbow and Leather Pride Flags
June 28, 1998. Both flags measured approximately 50 feet wide and 75 feet long.
Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters
In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.
Following up, leather lesbians were on the frontlines of the AIDS crisis, and the whole leather community was involved in protecting and caring for siblings with AIDS.
You can look at someone and instantly tell they never Cranked That by Soulja Boy
It’ll be abundantly clear upon meeting a person that they never Leaned with it and Rocked with it with Dem Franchise Boyz
It's highly visible encountering a person who never Walked It Out or 2 Stepped to do it
I love y'all so much, but...everyone CAN tell if you've dropped that thun thun (thun).
It's really awesome how a vast majority of self-identified liberals conceive of liberalism as this smol bean birthday boy ideology of Let's All Get Along Together and frame it as this brave and kind yet tragically neglected voice of empathy and reason rather than, y'know, the dominant ideology of the capitalist world system that has caused countless wars, overseen colonialism and settler colonialism and neocolonialism, eviscerated state systems to create free market carnage, toppled countless popular governments through interventions on trumped-up charges of illegitimacy, and produced a climate catastrophe of near-apocalyptic proportions by putting its hands up while corporations torch the world.
And in the face of all this, and the inevitable rise of fascism from the material conditions created by the liberal world order, the liberal can say with complete earnestness that what we Really Need is a return to the good old days of liberalism where everyone was niceys and the slaughter and cruelty and meanness was confined to the global periphery and the slums and the villages rather than interfering with our sacred rituals of treat consumption.
*tom nook voice* isabelle pass me my golf club
thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c
an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.
Holy shit op this is LITERALLY in the book 'Never Split The Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depends On It'. Written by a guy who did hostage negotiation and then tried doing business negotiation, and mopped the floor with industry experts.
I'm fortunate enough to have a primary care doctor who knows about hEDS, but it's occurring to me that the skills in this book could be medically life changing for chronically ill folks of all kinds. Like. Literally a matter of life and death, especially for BIPOC and/or fat and/or young people who are having their issues dismissed.
HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out
I have met so many people from other cultures who are basically like "okay, so you Americans have these guys who put on ghostly wizard robes to ritualistically kill marginalized people while burning the holy cross, so like, those must be these 'satanists' your christian senators are mad about right?...r...right?"
Meanwhile the only ones left are government funded
The SPLC funded informants and infiltrators to successfully counter klan activities for decades and bring down entire branches of it. This was deliberately spun as just "funding the klan" by conservatives who have always been at odds with the SPLC for their own bent ideological reasons or because a lot of the GOP are very, very obviously klan members themselves, dude.
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit