Studying for a PhD in Being Dumb as Fuck

Jay | They/them | Always do whatever makes the least sense

[angelnumber27]

[etheltempest]

MET GALA UPDATE: macklin celebrini has unfortunately fallen down the stairs

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[kaijuno]

[yossyislandd]

[manlymothman]

[kisskiss-where-is-season-two]

My ides tiramisu, if you even care

[recklesslyinfatuated2]

Oh, my word we care.

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[dreadpiratemegatron]

Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

[zanmor]

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[tesria]

Needed to make sure everyone saw my favourite reply from the notes:

[nigelgraz]

I am happy because everyone loves me

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay