[carnival-phantasm]

[raimagnolia]

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

[baddingtonbitch]

[relaxxattack]

the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself

[sabertoothwalrus]

I don’t think we appreciate how much Howl’s jacket being casually draped over his shoulders contributes to his Vibe™. Can you imagine how different his whole aesthetic would be if his Jacket was buttoned all the way up

that’s like an entirely different genre of gnc wizard

[einthebusinessdeer]

shit shit shit I left my furry trash sketchbook in the lobby all the campus dorm leaders are having a meeting in and plopped right in the center of their table is a fucking shirtless bunny dude with my name on it shiiiiiit

[einthebusinessdeer]

tHEY FUCKING FLIPPED THROUGH IT SHIT NO

I’M NOT GOING TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE THIS

[einthebusinessdeer]

my RA just called me “rabbit dude”. it’s all over

[einthebusinessdeer]

I wanna correct them and tell them I’m a “deer dude” but is that any better really?

[haybuck-pony]

At least it wasn’t full on porn.

[einthebusinessdeer]

（；￣ェ￣）

[mint-and-love]

It was wasn’t it

[einthebusinessdeer]

（；￣ェ￣）

[fire-flakes]

the mai/azula/ty lee friendship is overall pretty toxic but we should not forget that they asked azula what she wanted for the drill and she said “triple throne for me and the homies”

[himuronanart]

Modern Team Rocket AU where Meowth is learning to speak?

[amazingspidermans]

you’re laughing. the hannibal fandom jokingly made #consensualcannibalism trending on twitter only for the democrats and republicans to assume its about their opposing party and start viciously attacking each other over supporting cannibalism and you’re laughing

[amazingspidermans]

here are some of my favorite screenshots of the event

[glutko]

Spongebonge Penis Fish Masterpost

[murdernachos]

dude what

[valtsv]

you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.

[kaijuno]

I’m at the museum and there’s a sign next to this painting that says “feel free to take selfies with the artwork!” So I did

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[agressiveyodeling]

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

[pixll-sparks-deactivated2021111]

I’m crying this is High Art 

[misterqueasy-blog]

'how kafkaesque' i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner

[plushievash]

ive adopted prince as my baby brother you have to be nice to him or you Will die under mysterious circumstances

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets