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20 years of PSYCH 🎉🎉🎉

ok, them having john constantine aka "johnny c" on live television in the year 2044 is crazzzyyyy, like imagine being one of those immortal beings he had butt heads with for his whole life and finallyyyyy seeing him die in like, lets say, 2035 (being generous) and you're just unwinding watching your fav show, then BAM the freaking self-proclaimed master of the dark arts is smack on your television screen, you would be PISSINGGGGG!!!! insane of the legends to allow him to even do that, but they dont give a shittttt. you would also be like DAMN he's young, surely he would be like a bag of bones were he to even survive... what the hellly kind of devil deal did he bargain his way into this time????????

#2035 is so generous #2030 maximum #this is frying me tho #like yeah

a beautiful girl named periacetabular osteotomy keeps calling me

#nothing can scare me i know what periacetabular osteotomy means #anyway #dooming and glooming

sawxix

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

sawxix

the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it