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Welcome to my blog

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i like to have my head petted also

[marmorbun]

I diagnose you with cat

[lik3clockwork]

me, looking at dozens of unique, well developed characters: hm

me, looking at another edgy male character with a vaguely threatening vibe, a dark color palette, and eye bags that say he hasn’t slept in a week: HMMMM

[debbielouocean]

[gearlic]

crowley learns to bake so that he can make things for aziraphale..

[aboutstark]

What do you mean this didn’t happen?

[incorrect-good-omens]

Adam: God could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and I still wouldn’t fucking do it.

Pepper: I would just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

Crowley, dying laughing: Jod??

Adam: This is the hill I will die on.

Brian: I will face Jod and walk backwards into hell.

[cliopadra]

This been done yet?

[cliopadra]

A small commission comic for @cocoa-and-crepes

They wanted priest Aziraphale getting pranked by Crowley in the confessional via a “raunchy” confession

[incorrect-good-omens]

Beelzebub, standing in the door to Crowley’s office: What are you doing?

Crowley, taking a Buzzfeed quiz on what kind of cat he is: Important demon stuff.

[planet-motherfucker]

[svcxb]

theyre called “potions”, look it up

[an-ambivalent]

Me, waking up in a basement: tf | Yandere: *starts monologuing and then starts to get riled up and yell* | Me: aight chill tf out man damn

Not gonna lie, this made me crack up.

Your imagine made me picture a brood asf yandere keeping their sweetheart in a basement after a fresh kidnapping and start going on about their sweetheart belongs to them, and shit or like how long they’ve been waiting for this moment to happen.

The sweet heart is just apathetic out of everything, and lack of fear rubs the yandere in the wrong way and they get angry.

Yandere: I could kill you right now

Sweetheart: cool bc we’re gonna die from climate change anyway. Hasta la vista baby

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

[pishposh-haberdash]

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth

[lornagonigall]

[themodernmisandrist]

If men stopped working…the world would continue on.

If women stopped working, then things would get ugly.

[algo-hermoso]

What?

[tabathagfitzgerald]

there has been an instance where this happened. it was 1975 and icelandic women decided not to work for one day.  working as in cooking, cleaning, taking care of the children, doing chores and so on, not only “not showing up to your workplace”. women did nothing that day, except showing up in reykjavik and protesting for gender equality, equal pay and equal representation in parliament, you know, cool stuff.  you know what happened? havoc. men were left with food to cook and children they never took care of to pick up from kindergarden and entertain for the day. they went en masse to the food shops buying sausages because they could cook nothing else, they had to bond with children they never spent more than a couple hours a day with. they struggled combining their work day and the domestic tasks they had to sort out. and this just for one day. iceland in 1975 stopped working and things indeed got ugly. so ugly that women in the following decades became woke AF and soon it happened that women became president, took half of the seats in parliament and achieved one of the best living environments in the world. is your astonishment solved now?

[artisinmysoul-deactivated201901]

yES 

[rainbownightmares]

Here’s an article on it

[coonazz74]

Very true.

[tinygaysouffle]

people who are like “yeah, but i’m sure the same thing would happen if men left the workforce!!!” not really tho bc look at WWII??

[systlin]

^

Literally what happens then is women say “Ok fine we’ll do that too” and do it. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The argument “Would you have liked to be aborted” Anti-Aborters use is losing it’s purpose with the millenials and their inherent desire of dying

[kuaiel]

me

[slingbees]

the most relieving thing to ever happen in the naruto anime is when Jiraiya puts his clothes back on and the innermost layer makes a clinking noise, finally reassuring you that people in the naruto universe are wearing light armor and not fishnets

[narutofashion]

I’m sorry WHAT. I thought they were fishnets?? have I been wrong all this time?!

[biuzumaki]

its been stated in numerous info books and such that the standard ninja gear includes lightweight chainmail. it IS mesh, but its a mesh constructed from metal wiring for flexible protection.

[narutofashion]

this blows my mind, I had no idea. like I don’t think y'all understand just how shocked I am about this

[tigerdragon1001]