I Just Work Here

23•they/them/theirs•I’ll actually post someday, but for now this is a reblog hellscape of my own creation• If you interact with AI-content do ✨NOT✨ interact with me :)

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[sharrrrknight]

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

This now has a sequel post hehe

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[zum1udontno]

[carvrmmvrmmmm]

heres another dose of the sillies :>>

Labelled “the first time Ryland found out how strong Simon really was”

Also gave all the pebbles pressurized suits becos of course all of them wants to play the bean bag game!!

[immortalbeingthatiam]

The Locked Tomb in an image

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[vividciggy]

Off-hand knuckle knives appreciation post

[trigona-necrophaga]

Gideon the Ninth naming system notes appreciation post

[morningsaidthemoon]

UNTOUCHABLE

[purplish-pen]

Glorious

[goodieprocter]

I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff

featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks

[justcakethanks]

Okay this is just on another level. I'm not crying IT'S JUST RAINING. ON MY FACE.

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

[cassylvan]

they make me sick

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[to-proudly-go]

They haven't talked about this particular idiom yet

[wayba3]

The cutest little guys who could say no to them