Lego Roboto

Creator of Lego worlds/occasional Destroyer of Lego worlds Mostly Harmless

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[kosmogrl]

[ewzzy]

[emmbeaart]

heyo, hatchlings! happy 7th anniversary!!! 🏕️ good news - both of my Outer Wilds prints are now available in my shop!✨

both are available in A4 or A3, so please feel free to take a look if you are interested! 🌲🌌

[grainofstoat]

the universe is, and we are.

I finished the main game of outer wilds and it was genuinely the best experience I’ve had in a long time. I am not a gamer but this managed to captivate me perfectly. I am now playing the dlc, lol. The hatchling’s character design is such an excellent one

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[lesbianshepard]

I've seen it enough that I feel like I need to make a PSA that the "prodigal" in "prodigal son" is not a complimentary thing and doesn't mean "prodigy." "Prodigal" means, like, wasteful. The story isn't "I'm so happy my super smart son returned" it's "my cringefail idiot son wasted all his money but I'm so happy he returned because I thought he was gonna starve to death."

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[fireandashes]

nancy danderhoof MIGHT be my favorite NPC brennan has ever made. “call me coldstone cuz i love a scoop. like it love it gotta have it” “i need a twin set of cherries STEM ON.” shes truly so solid.