Follows a lot of stuff and has a basic knowledge

of everything.Haikyuu|Basketball|INTP|3amthoughts|

[dankmemeuniversity]

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i had a point 

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meirl

[onclickonload]

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So today I was walking down  the street right in front of my house.It was around 5′O clock and I don’t know why I was outside.And know I’m sitting on the sidewalk of some road I’ve never seen before.And this will be my last post before my phone dies.Its 8pm

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Do you ever just think people are dumb

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When you try to hit the high note of song in your mind but then everyone just gets off the bus.

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Do you ever just hate people

Like you’ll be talking to them and then suddenly you’re like people are bad.I was focussing too much on the pizza I didn’t notice the pineapple.

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Sugawara:Daichi,How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

Daichi:Umm How?

Sugawara:It's not hard

Daichi:Then tell me.

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Hinata:Tsukki,How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

Tsukki:Why would a blind man go to a nude beach?

Hinata:Umm...err...THAT ISN'T NECESSARY FOR THE JOKE

(ง •_•)ง

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Phineas and Ferb gone wrong.

Phineas and Ferb gets busted by their mom but after her mom sees that they are as inventive as Doofenshmirtz  .She falls back in love with Doof.Fletcher is heartbroken.Phineas and ferb lives with doof.Doof becomes nice.Perry the platypus is family.Perry is no longer a spy

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Kageyama:Hinata,You're completely useless.

Hinata:I'm not completely useless...I could be used as a bad example

Kageyama:

Noya and Tanaka:So cool Hinata!!!

Tsukki:I never thought I would say this but Hinata is right

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I asked a chemist to make me an avocado sandwich.

Now we run a sandwich business

[narcissiques]

Sasuke: I swear I’m gonna fucking kill Naruto

Kakashi: okay, imagine a world without him

Sasuke:

Sasuke: [tearing up] why would you-

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Why would you do it us !!

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How to solve racism

If everyone respects each other like how Barney and James respect each other.

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Hey guys.I thought I was stuck in my other world.The world where hypothetical situations come to life,a place where everything goes the way you decide it to be.

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Today,I woke up to the sound of my daughter crying.

Then I remembered I don’t have a daughter

[sixpenceee]

Vantablack is one of the darkest substances known, absorbing up to 99.965% of visible light                          

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So you didn’t just paint a black a ellipse using paint

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INTP THINGS

1:Quest for learning new things.

2:Agrees with anything illogical just to shut the other person up

3:Argues with anyone if they are bored.

4:Loves challenges

5:Knows how to manipulate people into doing stuff they want them to do.(If they know the person well enough).

6:SUb consciously notices behavoural patterns and understands people very well.

7:Hates most people and have a hard time figuring out their own feelings